Pro tip: just got to the JP or Church and get on a plane

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Don't invite anyone. Just get married with 2 witnesses and get on a plane head to the honeymoon.

Wedding is Friday. Neither of us are enjoying any of this **** at the moment.
Fonzie Scheme
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You're stressing over a wedding ceremony?! That's hilarious!

Wait until the the actual marriage starts.
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I wish I could say it gets better but it won't. Then you will have kids thinking that will bring you two closer together only to find out you really love the kids but can't stand your spouse. Now you are stuck together pretending all is well, for the children's sake, only wishing you or your spouse would just get hit by a truck and put you out of your misery. But don't let me taint this wonderful time!!! Enjoy these moments!!!!
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Who gets married on a Friday??
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Judas Priest
Furlock Bones
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I wish I could say it gets better but it won't. Then you will have kids thinking that will bring you two closer together only to find out you really love the kids but can't stand your spouse. Now you are stuck together pretending all is well, for the children's sake, only wishing you or your spouse would just get hit by a truck and put you out of your misery. But don't let me taint this wonderful time!!! Enjoy these moments!!!!


One of the best posters on this site.
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Come on bones! Enjoy this moment, bruh! Congrats
Furlock Bones
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You're stressing over a wedding ceremony?! That's hilarious!

Wait until the the actual marriage starts, dip*****


There's plenty of real issues going on that are coinciding with the wedding. But I'm not going to lay those out on general. And no it's not between my fiancee and me.
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Under 2 years
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Rules 1
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Judas Priest

Furlock Bones
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Rules 1


Already posted on the photo thread
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Nothing good ever comes from WWE weddings either

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Who gets married on a Friday??


Poors
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Poors


What Subway Sandwich falls on a Friday?
Furlock Bones
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Only reason is worth it.

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Greece?
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Only reason is worth it.




Looks like a few churches behind her! Why didn't you get married there?
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Who gets married on a Friday??


Poors


What Subway Sandwich falls on a Friday?


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I wish I could say it gets better but it won't. Then you will have kids thinking that will bring you two closer together only to find out you really love the kids but can't stand your spouse. Now you are stuck together pretending all is well, for the children's sake, only wishing you or your spouse would just get hit by a truck and put you out of your misery. But don't let me taint this wonderful time!!! Enjoy these moments!!!!


One of the best posters on this site.
absolutely agree. the genius of george is not lost upon me.
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Don't invite anyone. Just get married with 2 witnesses and get on a plane head to the honeymoon.

Wedding is Friday. Neither of us are enjoying any of this **** at the moment.
It only gets worse..
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Poors

Poors at a venue they can't afford. So stupid poors.
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Only reason is worth it.




She's a bit chelsi clintonish....
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The sooner you realize the wedding isn't for the bride and groom the better off you'll be.
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The sooner you realize the wedding isn't for the bride and groom the better off you'll be.
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The sooner you realize the wedding isn't for the bride and groom the better off you'll be.
This

Fiancee's dad looked me straight in the eye and told me to shut up about the size of the ceremony and the cost cause "it ain't about you"
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Don't invite anyone. Just get married with 2 witnesses and get on a plane head to the honeymoon.

Wedding is Friday. Neither of us are enjoying any of this **** at the moment.
Oh...waaa waaa waaa...have some sexy time and it'll be all good. Tell her maid of honor to take a hike for a couple hours
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The sooner you realize the wedding isn't for the bride and groom the better off you'll be.
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Fiancee's dad looked me straight in the eye and told me to shut up about the size of the ceremony and the cost cause "it ain't about you"


Sounds like he's already established his dominance over you. Good luck being the beta male in your own marriage.
george92
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Take it to the politics board.
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She find out about your side chick?
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The sooner you realize the wedding isn't for the bride and groom the better off you'll be.
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Fiancee's dad looked me straight in the eye and told me to shut up about the size of the ceremony and the cost cause "it ain't about you"


Sounds like he's already established his dominance over you. Good luck being the beta male in your own marriage.
Sounds like you've got some experience...any tips?
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You're stressed because you're getting married on a Friday and all of your guests are inconvenienced and annoyed.
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The sooner you realize the wedding isn't for the bride and groom the better off you'll be.

This doesn't have to be the case. If the bride and groom stand their ground, it will be about them. Some people might get pissy, but that's on them.
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