- Kindergarten - I'm taking a dump, like cow pattie consistency, and the fire alarm goes off. its a drill and the teacher busts open the door and tells me I have to get out now. I didn't get to wipe.
- 6th grade - My mom fed me chimichangas with beans and rice before soccer practice. My stomach starts bubbling up during warmups so I haul ass to the pasture across the road. I **** my pants on the way and the kids could see it coming down my leg. A friends dad had a burlap sack and he covered the front seat of his truck after I used grass and tallow leaves to wipe off as much poop as I could
- 2013 - hiking mountains in Virginia with friends. Sprain my ankle and hit my head on a rock and pass out. Wake up with **** in my pants on the top of the mountain. Luckily it started pouring when we were halfway down and I was able to rinse off real good before the ride home.
**** happens! I don't know of many who don't have a good ****ting themselves or ****ting in open public story.
Other than that I got caught jacking off to the Telumundo used car shows with the hot Latinas when I was in junior high. I'd try to hold off to when they had the beach dance shows, but a 13 year old boner cannot be stopped.