Embarrassing Admissions

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Spill your guts about something that has happened to you. Your story is safe here and will not be shared anywhere outside of this forum.

The other day I went mounting biking with a friend. He's super fast and I used to be super fast, but I'm not anymore. We road way past my point of exhaustion but I made it out unscathed. Afterward, I went to eat solo at the boat house grill off 620 and downed my limit of fried catfish, hush puppies and fries. As I set out back to my apartment, my stomach really started hurting and instead of using a gas station bathroom, I tried to hold it until my apartment. Once I parked, I was hit with an unstoppable force and completely shat in my biking shorts. Fortunately, the spandex around my legs held everything in and I had shorts over them, so nobody saw see the mishap.
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I thought this was another thread about how A&M now accepts roughly 66%
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I got admitted to A&M many years ago
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I thought this was another thread about how A&M now accepts roughly 66%



Damnit you wh8re!!!
Beer Baron
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"Embarrassing Emissions" would be a much more interesting thread.
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My real name is Hank Toms
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I once performed oral sex on a pre-op trannie and found out afterwards it was really a man
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The other day I went mounting biking with a friend. He's super fast and I used to be super fast, but I'm not anymore. We road way past my point of exhaustion but I made it out unscathed. Afterward, I went to eat solo at the boat house grill off 620 and downed my limit of fried catfish, hush puppies and fries. As I set out back to my apartment, my stomach really started hurting and instead of using a gas station bathroom, I tried to hold it until my apartment. Once I parked, I was hit with an unstoppable force and completely shat in my biking shorts. Fortunately, the spandex around my legs held everything in and I had shorts over them, so nobody saw see the mishap.

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It's not like you swallowed, right?

You didn't swallow, right?
Beer Baron
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That was a very special Tuesday afternoon.
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one time I pushed my sister down the stairs and blamed it on the dog.
Claude!
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
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Dude. You wore biking shorts to a restaurant?
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Dude. You wore biking shorts to a restaurant?
yes, but I had regular shorts over them
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Here's a quick list of things I like that I get ridiculed for around here. Not really embarrassed about any of them though.

Star Wars prequels
Lord of the Rings
Avatar
Friends
Fast & Furious movies
Backstreet Boys
Ketchup on burgers

I'm sure there are others.
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I'm not voting for Trump.

I think Joel Klatt is good.

I think dinosaurs are good.

I think Chinese throwing stars are good.
histag10
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I'm not voting for Trump.


If you arent voting for Trump, you are voting for Hillary


/people who dont understand how voting works
Swarely
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I don't know how to tie a tie.
Sapper Redux
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I post on the Politics Board
chipotle
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Everyday I peruse the "post a pic" thread and everyday I struggle to refrain myself from asking "how much for the white woman?"
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I think Gary Danielson is the best color commentator in college football...and Joel Klatt is a close second.
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I think Gary Danielson is the best color commentator in college football...and Joel Klatt is a close second.
I couldn't pick them out of a lineup.
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I think Gary Danielson is the best color commentator in college football...and Joel Klatt is a close second.
I couldn't pick them out of a lineup.


I'll admit to being a football snob. Danielson, while tending to lean heavily on SEC favorites, brings an ucanny eye for minutia about formations, off-camera happenings, and foreshadowing predictions. There simply isn't anyone better at the college level. The NFL has Aikman and Collinsworth, who are both fantastic.

Klatt will just flat out say something is stupid and doesn't put lipstick on a pig like Jon Gruden or his ilk seem to do.
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I got really drunk once and asked my ex's BF (now husband) how my dik tasted. Embarrassing because she is actually a nice/decent person and I wish I could've apologized to her.
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My high school girl friend made me wrap it up double before we did it for the first time.
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I'm not voting for Trump.

I think Joel Klatt is good.

I think dinosaurs are good.

I think Chinese throwing stars are good.
Joel Klatt is one of the worst in the genre. He is wrong about almost everything he talks about.
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My high school girl friend made me wrap it up double before we did it for the first time.
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Back when I was 19, I got engaged to a guy that I hadn't been dating even a year. We were young and he still lived at home with his parents. I was over one afternoon, got bored, and was playing solitaire on his computer when I saw a very suspicious window minimized on the desktop. It said "LittleBigOne88's Profile". Went home and did some investigating. Come to find out, it was his profile on a website called "X Tube" and he was commenting on all these trannies' pictures about how hot they were and how bad he wanted them. This was also how I found out he was into dudes as well.

The embarrassing part is that I continued to stay with his bunk ass for another 3 years after that before I wised up and left. Luckily we never got married.
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My high school girl friend made me wrap it up double before we did it for the first time.


T&P's for your micropeen
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My high school girl friend made me wrap it up double before we did it for the first time.


T&P's for your micropeen
Thanks
Sapper Redux
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My high school girl friend made me wrap it up double before we did it for the first time.


Does that even count as sex for you?
Beer Baron
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DannyDuberstein
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She was just trying to prevent you from blowing your load in the first 2 seconds like the 15 HS guys she ****ed before you. Experienced gal.
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LOL I know right? It wasn't even big.
3rd and 2
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She was just trying to prevent you from blowing your load in the first 2 seconds like the 15 HS guys she ****ed before you. Experienced gal.
Still only lasted 2 seconds
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