Woman "sexually assaulted" by plastic toy in restaurant, is offended....

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2:00p, 7/29/16
http://wkrn.com/2016/07/28/man-calls-911-says-wife-was-assaulted-by-toy-at-tenn-hibachi-restaurant/

A hibachi chef used a toy doll to squirt water as part of his entertainment while cooking.

Water shoots out of a hole when the chef lowers the shorts on the toy, which looks like a boy, but the husband of a woman who was sprayed is now claiming sexual assault.

But a Texas man, who was eating at the restaurant with his family that day, said the chef sexually assaulted his wife by spraying water on her.

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2:02p, 7/29/16
I guess the train and volcano tricks got old and they were trying something new?
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2:03p, 7/29/16
I'm guessing that one of her children looks Asian, and that was the best story she could come up with. The husband thought it was happening all over again...
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2:04p, 7/29/16
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Police took an incident report but is not investigating.

I'm sure they all had a good laugh at the dumb Texans.
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2:04p, 7/29/16
That guys balls are in his wife's purse.

He didn't care about that until they left the restaurant and the wife told him to care.
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2:05p, 7/29/16
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Man, I stayed in Murfreesboro just two weekends ago. This could have happened to me.
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2:07p, 7/29/16
It's not like he used a Shane Diesel doll.
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2:13p, 7/29/16
Me Chinese, me play trick. Really pee-pee in doll's ****.
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2:14p, 7/29/16
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Never order the bukkake at a sushi place...
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2:19p, 7/29/16
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2:24p, 7/29/16
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The thread title sounded like fun. I wondered where I should be hanging out
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2:39p, 7/29/16
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2:56p, 7/29/16
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I bet an hour later she wanted to be peed on again.
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2:57p, 7/29/16
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Spraying someone with a water pistol is at best simple assault, regardless of what the pistol looked like.
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3:00p, 7/29/16
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And here I thought you always had to pay extra for the golden shower.
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3:06p, 7/29/16
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News 2 reached out to the man, and he told us the last reporter who called him made a joke of the situation. He said no thank you and hung up the phone.
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4:27p, 7/29/16
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Why do I get the feeling that it was this ball-less sack of s**t and his harpy wife that got offended?

"Now, you would think that with our perfect record, we'd get some social justice! But that perfect record didn't get us anything!"

"Anything."

"Perfect!"
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4:51p, 7/29/16
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If I hade a dime for everytime i got squirted on in my house....really makes you think.
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5:48p, 7/29/16
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So...we can't even pee on people anymore???

I blame Obama.
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7:03p, 7/29/16
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http://m.imgur.com/wFovN4O?r
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12:55a, 7/31/16
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"It peed on me, basically. Out of his wee-wee area," Isabelle Lassiter told WTVF.

Lassiter reportedly police said she felt sexually assaulted because the toy had a *****. However, in the police statement, the officer refuted that claim.

"I observed the toy to have no ***** and just a hole for the water to shoot out," the officer wrote

That is good detective work!
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3:29a, 7/31/16
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"In Texas, that is sexual assault"

Really? Just where the ph*ck in Texas do you live?





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In reply to Thomas Sowell, PhD • 6:31a, 7/31/16
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"It peed on me, basically. Out of his wee-wee area," Isabelle Lassiter told WTVF.

Lassiter reportedly police said she felt sexually assaulted because the toy had a *****. However, in the police statement, the officer refuted that claim.

"I observed the toy to have no ***** and just a hole for the water to shoot out," the officer wrote

That is good detective work!


So....it had a vajayjay
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In reply to Thomas Sowell, PhD • 7:12a, 7/31/16
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"It peed on me, basically. Out of his wee-wee area," Isabelle Lassiter told WTVF.

Lassiter reportedly police said she felt sexually assaulted because the toy had a *****. However, in the police statement, the officer refuted that claim.

"I observed the toy to have no ***** and just a hole for the water to shoot out," the officer wrote

That is good detective work!




The doll identified as male. The peen or lack thereof shouldn't matter. LGBTQ dolls are just as capable of sexual assault as cisgender dolls.


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7:44a, 7/31/16
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We had hibachi last week... Really makes you think.
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2:22p, 7/31/16
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Thinking about heading up to Murfreesboro and ordering the full release hibachi.
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In reply to EVA3 • 3:54p, 7/31/16
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I bet an hour later she wanted to be peed on again.


This is how you do it, folks.

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11:25p, 7/31/16
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I peed out of my wee wee area an hour ago...really makes you think.
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11:42p, 7/31/16
How do people love being peed on??
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In reply to BombayAg • 12:39a, 8/1/16
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How do people love being peed on??
Because pee is warm?
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1:29a, 8/1/16
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R. Kelly owns a restaurant?
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In reply to haircut • 6:30a, 8/1/16
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How do people love being peed on??
Because pee is warm?

Isn't warm water better
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In reply to BombayAg • 7:54a, 8/1/16
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How do people love being peed on??
why can your people not figure out modern plumbing?
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In reply to Goose83 • 8:21a, 8/1/16
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"In Texas, that is sexual assault"

Really? Just where the ph*ck in Texas do you live?
This whole story screams Austin
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In reply to chipotle • 8:50a, 8/1/16
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I guess the train and volcano tricks got old and they were trying something new?
The volcano NEVER gets old.
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