How can you tell your gf is getting fat?

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Drake aTm
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...She fits in your wife's clothes
marble rye
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Lol adultery
EFE
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When it feels like you're wearing Christmas ham ear muffs while you nibble at her roast beef?
Max06
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Are you saying that you don't like bacon?!?!
EFE
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Everyone knows Ag majors prefer mutton
BR0
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Lol adultery


Have you ever had filthy hot care-free sex with somebody who isn't your spouse? It's really, really fun.
marble rye
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Yes. I do it often, actually.
GinaLinetti
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Yes. I do it often, actually.


BR0
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Yes. I do it often, actually.


Nice, but do you actually have a spouse?
marble rye
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No dummy. That's the point.
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BR0
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No dummy. That's the point.


Oh, I do.

But still, congrats on the sex.
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No dummy. That's the point.

then its not as much fun
haircut
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No dummy. That's the point.

then its not as much fun
Don't be lying, my man. The first time you had sex was the day of your arranged marriage
Slicer97
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You just got owned by haircut, dude. Let that sink in a minute.
IrishTxAggie
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Yes. I do it often, actually.
Know Your Enemy
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You just got owned by haircut, dude. Let that sink in a minute.

Amazing Moves
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I just blue you... with a 5th star.
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No dummy. That's the point.

then its not as much fun
Don't be lying, my man. The first time you had sex was the day of your arranged marriage


BR0
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No dummy. That's the point.

then its not as much fun
Don't be lying, my man. The first time you had sex was the day of your arranged marriage


Having seen a few of his threads now, I honestly think acknowledging that he's ever had sex at all is giving him way too much credit.
Talon2DSO
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My only regret is that I have but one blue star to give Pam Poovey
Ag with kids
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No dummy. That's the point.

then its not as much fun
Don't be lying, my man. The first ONLY time you had sex was the day of your arranged marriage
Ag with kids
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My only regret is that I have but one blue star to give Pam Poovey


Liar.

You regret not being able to give her a lot more than just blue stars...
Woody2006
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No dummy. That's the point.

then its not as much fun
Don't be lying, my man. The first time you had sex was the day of your arranged marriage
Haircut made a funny
Blaine_Bishop
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lol @ Poovey finding someone to marry her
BombayAg
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No dummy. That's the point.

then its not as much fun
Don't be lying, my man. The first time you had sex was the day of your arranged marriage

hahhahahahahhahaha

why so much anger? did your wife sleep with the mailman again?

take a chill pill man. it's okay.

BombayAg
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i must say haircut, you have quite a bunch of groupies here

you say something and like pimply college kids they repeat what you say and jump around.

its quite entertaining actually.
dcaggie04
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i must say haircut, you have quite a bunch of groupies here

you say something and like pimply college kids they repeat what you say and jump around.

its quite entertaining actually.
Way more entertaining than anything you have ever posted.
BombayAg
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i must say haircut, you have quite a bunch of groupies here

you say something and like pimply college kids they repeat what you say and jump around.

its quite entertaining actually.
Way more entertaining than anything you have ever posted.

another groupie.

do you both sheet out of the same a-hole too?
dcaggie04
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i must say haircut, you have quite a bunch of groupies here

you say something and like pimply college kids they repeat what you say and jump around.

its quite entertaining actually.
Way more entertaining than anything you have ever posted.

another groupie.

do you both sheet out of the same a-hole too?
You must have me confused with someone else. I don't give a rat's ass about any of the failures at life that post here. I just call them as I see them.
Drake aTm
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i must say haircut, you have quite a bunch of groupies here

you say something and like pimply college kids they repeat what you say and jump around.

its quite entertaining actually.
Way more entertaining than anything you have ever posted.

another groupie.

do you both sheet out of the same a-hole too?
You must have me confused with someone else. I don't give a rat's ass about any of the failures at life that post here. I just call them as I see them.
IrishTxAggie
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i must say haircut, you have quite a bunch of groupies here

you say something and like pimply college kids they repeat what you say and jump around.

its quite entertaining actually.
Way more entertaining than anything you have ever posted.

another groupie.

do you both sheet out of the same a-hole too?


Coming from the guy who's country still throws their sheet into the street.
BombayAg
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i must say haircut, you have quite a bunch of groupies here

you say something and like pimply college kids they repeat what you say and jump around.

its quite entertaining actually.
Way more entertaining than anything you have ever posted.

another groupie.

do you both sheet out of the same a-hole too?


Coming from the guy who's country still throws their sheet into the street.
ha ha when one can't think of anything to say, come up with a tired old india joke
Geralt of Rivia
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I'm impressed that you can take an already terrible thread and make it exponentially worse.
haircut
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hahhahahahahhahaha

why so much anger? did your wife sleep with the mailman again?

take a chill pill man. it's okay.


I'm not angry, or upset at you. I know that you have thick skin and admire that, my sandy footed friend! Keep up the good work!
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