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Forgive me, I'm feeling nostalgic and a bit drunk.

"If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee." - John Donne

"The best teacher is experience and not through someone's distorted point of view." - Jack Kerouac, On The Road

"You must pay for everything in this world one way and another. There is nothing free except the Grace of God. You cannot earn that or deserve it."- Charles Portis, True Grit



Skillet Shot
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To honey in my tea
And whiskey in my cup
Stick it in her butt
And you'll never knock it up

Credit to Bartender at O'Bannon's
Tailgate88
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To lying, cheating, and stealing.
Lying only to save the life of a friend.
Cheating only death.
And stealing only the heart of a beautiful woman.
Burrus86
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But in case signals can neither be seen or perfectly understood, no captain can do very wrong if he places his ship alongside that of the enemy
Esteban du Plantier
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"I shall never surrender or retreat." - William B. Travis


AgEng06
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It ain't dying I'm talking about, it's living. I doubt it matters where you die, but it matters where you live.
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Hemingway
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BODHI
Swarely
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"In three words I can sum up everything I know about life: It Goes On." -Robert Frost
bam02
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"Wether you think you can or you think you cannot, you are right."

-Henry Ford
Slicer97
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In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head. - Anne Boleyn

Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will always go to the best tactician. - G. A. Custer

They never let you live it down. One little mistake!!! - Nero

Well ****. That's a bunch of f'n injuns. - G. A. Custer

WALK IT OFF, BABY - Josh Lewin on Nelly Cruz giving Tim Wakefield the Boomstick
I Play With Guns
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MelvinUdall
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Cruising down the street in my 64 talking to some nice friends and slightly tapping my girlfriend. THe Easiest of E 1986...
Know Your Enemy
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"To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." Homer J. Simpson
george92
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May you be in Hell, a half an hour before God knows you're dead.
Know Your Enemy
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May you be in Hell, a half an hour before God knows you're dead.

That's not how it goes, dummy.
Tanya 93
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It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.




Best opening line ever.
Amazing Moves
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I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone died.~ Jack Handey
Gerald Tarrant
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"Why you comin' home
Five in the morn'
Somethin' goin' on
Can i smell yo diq?"

-Riskay
MelvinUdall
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quote:
"Why you comin' home
Five in the morn'
Somethin' goin' on
Can i smell yo diq?"

-Riskay


I think me saying this in my white guy voice in my head is the reason why I can't stop laughing at what you posted.
Smee
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Goodfield Nohit
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You can take the donkey to the top of the rim, or you can take the tram.

It is the same price.
Smee
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There is no truth to reports that Texas A&M will join the SEC in the spring of 2012. None
Bazooka Joe
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If it floats, flies, or ****s rent it.
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Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
Ragoo
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quote:
It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.




Best opening line ever.
pride and prejudice?
FOUR THIN INCHES
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Gus McCrae: A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough.

Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?
Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.

Mattie Ross: You must pay for everything in this world, one way and another. There is nothing free except the grace of God.
t1130
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Gold jacket, Green jacket....
Ag03 CQE
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Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein

If you make something idiot proof, someone will invent a better idiot.

Anything with tits or wheels will give you problems.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. -Benjamin Disraeli

God is dead -Frederich Nietzsche
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal -Leo Tolstoy

I love children...if they're properly cooked. -W.C. Fields

This sentence does not contain seven words.
oldschool87
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Use enough Dynamite there Butch???
Cromagnum
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The universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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"You can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?"
Cowboy1990
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see sig below...
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So what choo gon' do?

I got a pocket full a rubbers and my homeboys do too.

Cordozar Broadus Jr.
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