I got a python between my legs...

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5:59p, 5/25/16

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A Thai man's routine visit to the bathroom turned into a terrifying fight with a giant snake.

Atthaporn Boonmakchuay was doing his business on a toilet in his home east of Bangkok when a python emerged through the bowl and bit his *****, outlets reported Wednesday.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/python-bites-*****-of-man-on-toilet-and-doesnt-let-go_us_57457787e4b0dacf7ad3712e?section=weird-news&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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7:03p, 5/25/16

Toilet? Is that what we're calling a hole in a board mounted over an open swamp?

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In reply to DifferenceMaker Ag • 7:07p, 5/25/16

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Toilet? Is that what we're calling a hole in a board mounted over an open swamp?

watch the video!

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7:10p, 5/25/16

I have the same problem all the time, only the other way around.

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7:31p, 5/25/16

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This is of great nterest to me, I can only get off to Attha porn.

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10:09p, 5/25/16

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I call fake. His sex operation was botched and he needed a better alibi for torn genitals.

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10:14p, 5/25/16

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Was it a monty python:

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In reply to DifferenceMaker Ag • 10:16p, 5/25/16

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I have the same problem all the time, only the other way around.

your ***** bites snakes?

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10:11a, 5/26/16

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Welcome to your worst nightmare:

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10:49a, 5/26/16

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Squatting sheeter.

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10:59a, 5/26/16

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Jesus Christ the rest of the world is just a nightmare.

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7:25p, 5/26/16

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Sending this to my mom. She's been forwarding ridiculous emails for years with warnings about snakes and spiders in toilets.

Guess it finally happened.

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In reply to Shooz in Katy • 7:33p, 5/26/16

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DON'T FORGET THAT YOU SWALLOW 6-7 SPIDERS IN YOUR SLEEP OVER A LIFETIME

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4:36p, 5/27/16

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In reply to Shooz in Katy • 5:54p, 5/27/16

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Sending this to my mom. She's been forwarding ridiculous emails for years with warnings about snakes and spiders in toilets.

Guess it finally happened.

Here's a spider one from Australia.

The worst quote.
"Going back 80 years or so when people were still using outhouse toilets it was extremely common, something like up to 80 per cent of cases of spider bites were bites on the male genitalia," he said "Typically they were using the toilet."

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5:00p, 5/28/16

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I'm all about not killing snakes... but if that were me, that snake done broke the rules and gets to die!

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5:47a, 5/29/16

Really took balls for Mr D i c k to write about Bangkok's Atthaporn.

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5:53p, 5/29/16

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Ah, the ol' Burmese blowjob ...

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