Am I the only one who thinks she sounds like a squawking chicken?

Watch a horror flick off that five-head

I don't know about her but Carey underwood always sounds like she's singing and pooping at the same time.

Kinda like my life...work work work work and then I don't understand wtf is going on.

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Yes, let me slice my feet to smithereens so I can spend the next 40 years of my life waiting at Walgreens for my prescription of Valtrex from banging a chick that looks like she just did a 3 year stretch at a women's prison

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Jff beat up Chris brown for drake for her...

She looks like a man

Yuck, speak for yourself!

there was this extremely overweight, androgynous, mentally handicapped person on the bus one day when i was commuting to work who was blasting this song from their phone and "singing" along with the chorus.

they were the only ones making any noise and the bus was packed, and when the song ended, there was an audible collective sigh of relief.

then they started playing it again

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Ever I guy on here would walk through shards of glass for a chance to tap that ass.

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FIFY

Wood smash. Tons of dudes on here would never do a black chick though. If you ask them, though, they'll say they aren't racist.

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Wood smash. Tons of dudes on here would never do a black chick though. If you ask them, though, they'll say they aren't racist.

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LOL. would love to see their reponse if they were to be in person, and flirted with by Rhianna. Effing Rhianna.

zero single men would turn that down.

None. Zero.

I dont care what anyone says.

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Wood smash. Tons of dudes on here would never do a black chick though. If you ask them, though, they'll say they aren't racist.

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exactly

"My life is like that Rihanna song: it's just work, work, work, then the rest of it I can't really understand."

Best Rihanna song:

Boner Alert!

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Wood smash. Tons of dudes on here would never do a black chick though. If you ask them, though, they'll say they aren't racist.

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LOL. would love to see their reponse if they were to be in person, and flirted with by Rhianna. Effing Rhianna.

zero single men would turn that down.

None. Zero.

I dont care what anyone says.

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I'd love to do a hot black chick. I just don't think she is one.
Sorry to **** on your theory.

Going to have to agree. The list of African American women hotter that Rhianna is long.

And that doesn't begin to scratch the surface of the upper echelon's women in the former British colonies who speak the Queen's English.