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*slowly unzips pants*

If you are still available, I need some help down in San Antonio. I need help putting large stinky human turds around downtown. I then film people walking by it and occasionally stepping in it. I stream it online to Asian men that have a turd fettish. I'm able to sell advertising and this thing is a cash cow.

Don't worry about bringing any turds with you. I also own a port a potty business. I've got a huge supply after fiesta. If you are able to keep em moist, they will last weeks.

Go back to the student section.

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What a bunch of ungrateful internet trolls.

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This will end well.

On my way

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What a bunch of ungrateful internet trolls.

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He's right, you know.

He can come weed my front flower beds if he wants. Only problem is that I won't be telling him where I live

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He can come weed my front flower beds if he wants. Only problem is that I won't be telling him where I live

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true. I've been trying to find out for awhile

Had I seen this in time, I spent most of the morning clearing fallen trees and limbs at the fairgrounds in Marlin. Too bad the OP wanted Big Event credit with tiny effort....

I don't want any credit. I'm a graduate student who had a slow weekend and wanted to help out the community. I would have happily helped out had I known what you were doing.

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I don't want any credit. I'm a graduate student who had a slow weekend and wanted to help out the community.

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He can come weed my front flower beds if he wants. Only problem is that I won't be telling him where I live

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true. I've been trying to find out for awhile

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I live in Bryan/College Station

I know-pretty big place. I used to live there
if you could narrow that way down, that would be great

I'll be there next weekend

I don't live in the city limits

How will I know where to find you?

I said way down.
I'll be eating lunch in the city limits

Now why would I narrow it way down on the actual board?

because you won't give me your contact info either

Would you like a throwaway email that I check when I need to?

I'm just teasing you

That's what I thought

but I am coming to visit this weekend. maybe I'll see you

If the weather is nice I'll probably be at the dog park if you'd want to say hi

I knew that already.
I know you so well

but which dog park?

And I didn't make it there today because I had sh*t to do

there's more than one dog park? I only remember one in CS

Yeah there are 3 or 4

I've only been to one though