He will be drafted by the Cowboys, book it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3563809/Catch-Naked-man-outruns-Texas-cops-trying-subdue-pepper-spray-getting-police-cruiser-bizarre-peak-hour-chase.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3563809/Catch-Naked-man-outruns-Texas-cops-trying-subdue-pepper-spray-getting-police-cruiser-bizarre-peak-hour-chase.html
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When it comes to police chases, this was a particularly slippery case.
A stark-naked man was reported frolicking through the streets of downtown San Antonio on Wednesday night during peak-hour traffic, but when the cops arrived at the scene, they could not keep up with the au naturel runner.