How many calories does bleach have?

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GetThoseKeysMilo
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I can't find any information on the bottle or online. I'm trying to lose some weight. I'm under a boil water ban so instead of boiling I'm just going to add some chlorine bleach, but I don't really want the extra calories.
OregonAggie
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There's no calories dude. Pour lots of it in the water.
Fonzie Scheme
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Just drink until you pass out.
80s Guy
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7 per gallon
Human
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Solid troll

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Jackass2004
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Always can tell when one stumbles on the general board.
blumpkin
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High school football teammate drank bleach bc of drug test rumors. He didn't die and passed the test. So there's that.
riverrataggie
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I can't find any information on the bottle or online. I'm trying to lose some weight. I'm under a boil water ban so instead of boiling I'm just going to add some chlorine bleach, but I don't really want the extra calories.


Bleach is good for you man. It has electrolytes.
Professor Frick
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Diet Bleach
GigEmBevo
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I meant after you die, the calories are pointless, no?
VinnyTAMU
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Serious Lee
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High school football teammate drank bleach bc of drug test rumors. He didn't die and passed the test. So there's that.
i had to do some outpatient classes in college for failing a UA on probation and someone in my "class" had a relative that regularly drank bleach to beat the system. This girl had major organ complications before she was 30 and had to take acid redux medication and proton pump inhibitors for years just to live since her entire stomach lining was destroyed.
SanAntonioAg09
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Soooo you're saying drink in moderation?
45-70Ag
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I didn't know this was a thing

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Cromagnum
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Make sure you drink the gluten free bleach.
Tatem
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this seems like a BombayAg thread
2ndGen87
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Really with all the vomiting, shouldn't it be considered negative calories? And if you go full coma, then you don't eat at all. Win-Win in my book!
Tom Kazansky 2012
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Aggie jokes write themselves
FriendlyAg
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Aggie jokes write themselves


How does this one go?
Old School Brother
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Aggie jokes write themselves


How does this one go?
An Aggie walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Barkeep, a shot of Clorox, please.....and leave the bottle."........

that's all i've got so far, someone else take over.
Counterpoint
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Can't be that many cause my ******* is pretty lean

I didn't know you could quote a post to find out what the censored word is until right now!

Humorous Username
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You should probably ask the regulars on OR. They recommend chugging bleach to a lot of people.
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I can't find any information on the bottle or online. I'm trying to lose some weight. I'm under a boil water ban so instead of boiling I'm just going to add some chlorine bleach, but I don't really want the extra calories.


Milo, are you ok?
2ndGen87
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Can't be that many cause my ******* is pretty lean

I didn't know you could quote a post to find out what the censored word is until right now!


that makes two
FOUR THIN INCHES
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Can't be that many cause my ******* is pretty lean

*******s are one of the rare things in life that adding bleach to it makes it more appetizing to eat.
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