So I've got Syria solved

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dabo man
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I told my wife a year ago that we should get together with Putin, put al-Assad back in power, take a few photos for diplomatic purposes, and then put a bullet through his head (al-Assad, not Putin). Whichever strongman rises to the top needs to be told not to gas his own people, or there's a bullet waiting for him. A side benefit is that it earns a little respect from that Mafiaso Putin. The last I heard, the people we are backing hold less that 5% of the country and are never going to win. The only real players are a despot and a band of terrorists.

Just my foreign policy thought of the day.
FriendlyAg
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Don't have one ever again, thanks.
DifferenceMaker Ag
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15,000 lb fuel-air bombs dropped in a 50 acre grid pattern over a period of 2 weeks.

Yep. That should do it.
riverrataggie
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15,000 lb fuel-air bombs dropped in a 50 acre grid pattern over a period of 2 weeks.

Yep. That should do it.


Now that's a difference maker.
80s Guy
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15,000 lb fuel-air bombs dropped in a 50 acre grid pattern over a period of 2 weeks.

Yep. That should do it.


Glass their ass!
OregonAggie
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What's been going on in Syria?
ClickClack
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15,000 lb fuel-air bombs dropped in a 50 acre grid pattern over a period of 2 weeks.

Yep. That should do it.


Glass their ass!


If I had a nickel for every ignorant redneck that hollered "turn it into glass". Make it stop.
80s Guy
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15,000 lb fuel-air bombs dropped in a 50 acre grid pattern over a period of 2 weeks.

Yep. That should do it.


Glass their ass!


If I had a nickel for every ignorant redneck that hollered "turn it into glass". Make it stop.


Suck it, you Non-American ********ing Communist
chipotle
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Yuck, the coke I was drinking went flat. Screw my life.
haircut
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15,000 lb fuel-air bombs dropped in a 50 acre grid pattern over a period of 2 weeks.

Yep. That should do it.


Glass their ass!


If I had a nickel for every ignorant redneck that hollered "turn it into glass". Make it stop.
wanna turn it into glass? Yeeyee
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Just drop tons of bacon (cooked of course) across the entire Middle East and peace will ensue. They are so angry over there, because they don't know what they are missing.

#givebaconachance
OregonAggie
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We really need to just help diplomatically solve it. I'm sure all parties can sit down and come to a compromise.
agnerd
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My solution was gonna be to take every Syrian in Europe, give em a pistol and 100 rounds each, put em back in Syria and don't let anyone out for a year. Let them solve their own problems or die trying. Maybe then they'd be nicer to each other.
ClickClack
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It's really more an annoyance with that phrase than the idea itself. It's like one person said it and everybody tries to be a badass and sound tough by saying it over and over again.
Frederick Palowaski
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This certainly sounds like the diplomacy of someone that sports truck nuts on his bumper.
ac04
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guaranteed OP wants to make america great again
Lungblood
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Hey, I know... Let's just bring them all over here... What could possibly go wrong/Obama?
bmc13
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Just drop tons of bacon (cooked of course) across the entire Middle East and peace will ensue. They are so angry over there, because they don't know what they are missing.

#givebaconachance



give em some beer and wine too
DustysLineup
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guaranteed OP wants to make america great again


I wonder how his wife feels on the subject?
FCBlitz
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What's been going on in Syria?
I believe our military has been.
Goose83
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Yuck, the coke I was drinking went flat. Screw my life.
Hey, it's not all that bad - You could live in Lubbock.
Ag_07
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I once watched about Syria...Really makes you think
riverrataggie
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I once watched about Syria...Really makes you think


Little reach there.
Inspector Javert
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We should just conquer them and pretty much everybody else... then send some of our people to live there to teach them to live the "right way"
BEaggie08
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This certainly sounds like the diplomacy of someone that votes for Donald Trump.
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