Dead Body found in Conference Room at Apple Headquarters

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Goodfield Nohit
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1:22p, 4/27/16
Apparent suicide. Hopefully it was the guy who invented the lightning cable.


http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/27/apple-campus-body-found-cupertino/

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chipotle
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1:24p, 4/27/16
shocking
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1:24p, 4/27/16
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Used an I-Gun.
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1:28p, 4/27/16
AG
Could it be that the USB-C cable is replacing Lightning?
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Martin Q. Blank
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1:34p, 4/27/16
At first I read Applebee's and thought "they have conference rooms?"
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Martin Q. Blank
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1:35p, 4/27/16
And to be fair, Apple employees have a high suicide rate. It's just typically they're Chinese phone assemblers.
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1:35p, 4/27/16
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Heard he was planning to jump out the window, but of course Apple HQ doesn't have windows installed.
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1:46p, 4/27/16
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Lots of us have iPhones. Makes ya think
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1:46p, 4/27/16
AG
hopefully there's an app for cleaning that up
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2:07p, 4/27/16
AG
When they're dead, they're just iHookers.
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2:21p, 4/27/16
AG
at least the lightning connector is 100 times better than the first abomination of a connector they came up with. but yes, they should have gone more universal ditched all proprietary connections
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In reply to Professor Frick • 2:53p, 4/27/16
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Heard he was planning to jump out the window, but of course Apple HQ doesn't have windows installed.
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In reply to Professor Frick • 2:58p, 4/27/16
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Heard he was planning to jump out the window, but of course Apple HQ doesn't have windows installed.
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3:03p, 4/27/16
Damn you ******s of the GB! Blue star the everliving **** outta this so at least on a random the Wednesday, the Zoo and the Premium Circle Jerkers know we are here!
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In reply to SlackerAg • 3:11p, 4/27/16
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Could it be that the USB-C cable is replacing Lightning?


Well, my new MacBook charges via its USB-C port...so maybe...
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In reply to LawHall88 • 3:44p, 4/27/16
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Used an I-Gun.
How is this not the post of the decade???
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In reply to DifferenceMaker Ag • 4:15p, 4/27/16
Because it's not even grammatically correct. It would be an iGun
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In reply to 80s Guy • 4:17p, 4/27/16
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Damn you ******s of the GB! Blue star the everliving **** outta this so at least on a random the Wednesday, the Zoo and the Premium Circle Jerkers know we are here!


Don't care, I won a shirt
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4:17p, 4/27/16
AG
A dead body? What other kind of body would be found that would make news?
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Goodfield Nohit
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In reply to Charpie • 4:26p, 4/27/16
That message was brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department
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In reply to Charpie • 4:34p, 4/27/16
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A dead body? What other kind of body would be found that would make news?

A naked one?
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4:36p, 4/27/16
AG
they would report that a naked person was there. Not a body
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In reply to Charpie • 4:36p, 4/27/16
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A dead body? What other kind of body would be found that would make news?
A foreign one?

A foreign naked one?
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In reply to Charpie • 4:38p, 4/27/16
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A dead body? What other kind of body would be found that would make news?
A really, really sexy one?
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5:22p, 4/27/16
Did they try switching him off and then switching him on again?
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In reply to BostonAg74 • 5:36p, 4/27/16
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Did they try switching him off and then switching him on again?


Apple HQ.

Not Microsoft HQ
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In reply to Geralt of Rivia • 5:37p, 4/27/16
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Damn you ******s of the GB! Blue star the everliving **** outta this so at least on a random the Wednesday, the Zoo and the Premium Circle Jerkers know we are here!


Don't care, I won a shirt


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In reply to ellebee • 5:45p, 4/27/16
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7:49p, 4/27/16
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7:50p, 4/27/16

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In reply to Beer Baron • 9:19p, 4/27/16
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A dead body? What other kind of body would be found that would make news?
A really, really sexy one?


Rule 1
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In reply to 80s Guy • 9:54p, 4/27/16
I serve them up, you people get the opportunity to hit them out of the park
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9:58p, 4/27/16
AG
Sounds Siri-us.
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In reply to haircut • 8:14a, 4/28/16
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Lots of us have iPhones. Makes ya think
Lots of you like making baby Jesus cry.
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In reply to Tagguy • 8:58a, 4/28/16
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I like "makes you think" and learned it right here on TAs.
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