Beyoncé is a big fat cow

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Joe Exotic
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Why subject us to things that are not hot?
HossAg
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Well said, Bayside, well said.
Ag_EE
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Lotta motion to that ocean
W
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father time is still undefeated
Ag_07
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Still better than Coldplay
FancyKetchup14
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They will come for you now, I don't know how much time you have left but say your goodbyes to your family. I just pray it's quick when the Beyonce tribe gets their hands on you.
I Play With Guns
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S
RULES PEOPLE
Unemployed
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I'd still hit it. More than once.
Joe Exotic
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I'm not against a little hoggin'
chipotle
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Dat angus tho
80s Guy
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#Heiferlivesmatter
Canyon99
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Jay Z needs to trade up
cisgenderedAggie
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I thought she looked hot.
LostInLA07
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I hear they are called "the hive"
marble rye
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No she isnt.
CrossBowAg99
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AliasMan02
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She's also pregnant.
80s Guy
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She's also pregnant.


So I should have posted #cowlivesmatter?
DannyDuberstein
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She could crush Bruno Mars with those thighs
Holly Golightly
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She's pregnant with child
Smee
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childs
DannyDuberstein
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I think its twins and there is a womb in each thigh.
Ag_EE
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She's also pregnant.


In her thighs?
FancyKetchup14
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She could crush Bruno Mars with those thighs


She can crush me too.
$240 Worth of Pudding
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FancyKetchup14
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I'm not against a little hoggin'
Man the harpoons boys
marble rye
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Yall just not ready for dat jelly.
80s Guy
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Yall just not ready for dat jelly.


I fresh out of a plethora of sourdough biscuits
et98
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Yall just not ready for dat jelly.

Her body is too boodylicious for me.
Bob Loblaws Law Blog
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Whew pregnant and just announced a world tour?
haircut
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Flagged!

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http://blog.ajn.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/beyonce.jpg
Joe Exotic
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She's pregnant with child


Hence the "cow" part
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Would have to use the jaws of life to get me out of her
Joe Exotic
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Why? Would she confuse you for a jelly donut? You know because she's fat and eats a lot. Of everything. Because she's fat.
Reginald Cousins
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I hear they are called "the hive"


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