About a decade ago, I went to the warehouse saloon in Austin to kill some time before meeting up with my roommate. The guy next to me ordered a shot and I asked to have another made for myself. After the shot and a beer or two, I asked the guy if he wanted to shoot a couple games of pool and he obliged to accept the ass whipping he was about to receive. Shortly into our first game, I couldn't focus on any of the balls, put up my cue and headed back to the bar because I felt weird as hell. Well, at this point the fella sits back beside me looks over at me and says, "I just want to hold you". I said "I'm not that kind of guy", and then I bolted out of the bar, leaving my cue behind and was barely able to drive to a neighboring gas station.
Anyways, I left a message for my roommate and he found me passed out in my truck and all kinds of incoherent.

Tl;dr - some MFn weirdo possessed by the devil wanted to hug me

I hope I get drugged with molly someday

Yep. Was not a pleasant experience. Had no clue that it had happened until a client who had known me for a while expressed genuine concern.

Buddy in Seatle was after night in town. Fire dept showed up at his apartment to do a house call after he went to bed and evidently made an incoherent phone call to a chick. Acted normal for FD then became a complete **** and went back to bed. Doesn't recall anything from that night! We asked some gals to hold our drinks at a concert and went into a mosh pit for a while...

I was drugged by a redheaded female friend for sex. She had wanted to hook up for years. Her and her roomate threw a big party, I was planning to sleep over/hook up with her roomate, redhead and I had one last drink, next thing I know I'm in the redheads bed and she's going to town...

I think so, can't remember

Slow night for the LNC?

I was too ugly and fat for someone to take the time to drug me

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About a decade ago, I went to the warehouse saloon in Austin to kill some time before meeting up with my roommate. The guy next to me ordered a shot and I asked to have another made for myself. After the shot and a beer or two, I asked the guy if he wanted to shoot a couple games of pool and he obliged to accept the ass whipping he was about to receive. Shortly into our first game, I couldn't focus on any of the balls, put up my cue and headed back to the bar because I felt weird as hell. Well, at this point the fella sits back beside me looks over at me and says, "I just want to hold you". I said "I'm not that kind of guy", and then I bolted out of the bar, leaving my cue behind and was barely able to drive to a neighboring gas station.
Anyways, I left a message for my roommate and he found me passed out in my truck and all kinds of incoherent.

Tl;dr - some MFn weirdo possessed by the devil wanted to hug me

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It appears you had a run in with the gay Bill Cosby.

Well done everyone. I would like to respond to all of your responses, but that would be ridiculous. I love the amount of coincidental stories and your shared experiences bring me much comfort.

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Well done everyone. I would like to respond to all of your responses, but that would be ridiculous. I love the amount of coincidental stories and your shared experiences bring me much comfort.

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Me being fat and ugly brings you comfort? Man, you are meaner than I thought

Yep. On Northgate. Ended up in a fun visit to the ER and a concussion.

I bet you woke up in your truck wearing a Cosby sweater.

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Yep. On Northgate. Ended up in a fun visit to the ER and a concussion.

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damn, PB! This pisses me off hearing this.

With the seriousness of the issue, it is hard to find a positive, but at least you aren't fat and ugly

Nearing a decade now, I was barkeeping a small warehouse saloon in Austin, and watched as some yuppie bought some shots for another yuppie one night in exchange for a couple rounds of pool. They were all over each other.

After a while, they stopped playing pool. By this time they were plastered and decided to play "rock, paper, scissors" and were yelling unintelligibly at each other. No one understood them, but for some reason, they stood up and stumbled out. I still remember these guys because neither of them paid. Here is a picture from that night.

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Well done everyone. I would like to respond to all of your responses, but that would be ridiculous. I love the amount of coincidental stories and your shared experiences bring me much comfort.

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Me being fat and ugly brings you comfort? Man, you are meaner than I thought

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I'm dropping back in to apologize to histag. I didn't mean to make fun of your weight and appearance with my comment. My apologies andI do love your personality.

Did he have some truck toolboxes to show you?

Uh.. I don't know. I got the hell out of there before he showed me anything