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Ragoo
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1:20p, 2/5/16
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Do you become more grumpy when a younger dude at the urinal next to you is done in 15 seconds and you've been struggling for a few minutes?
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MasterAggie
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1:30p, 2/5/16
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Never had that problem.
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80s Guy
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1:32p, 2/5/16
^

+1
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Sea Gull
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1:33p, 2/5/16
AG
Dafuq?
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In reply to Ragoo • 1:35p, 2/5/16
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Do you become more grumpy when a younger dude at the urinal next to you is done in 15 seconds and you've been struggling for a few minutes?
how old is old?
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In reply to Ragoo • 1:35p, 2/5/16
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Aren't you like 30?
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1:36p, 2/5/16
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No
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In reply to AgEng06 • 1:42p, 2/5/16
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not speaking from experience, as the older man anyways
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OregonAggie
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1:43p, 2/5/16
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I sold medicine for BPH or Enlarged Prostate and I had a guy tell me that it did make him mad when a young guy could easily release 20oz of urine in 15 seconds and he would struggle to get out a few drops. This guy had pretty severe BPH because he had to be catheterized a couple times and was having surgery to relieve symptoms in a month or so.
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1:44p, 2/5/16
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OP, are you aware of your preoccupation with age, and acting crotchety/senile well in advance of it being mandatory? You definitely already have plans for a stuffy study with leather-bound first editions and hardwood furniture. The temperature is always going to be slightly uncomfortable and it will smell inexplicably of seawater. This is the primary mover of your psyche that sets the relative priority of all other values in life. Tell me I'm wrong.
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Jugstore Cowboy
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In reply to Ragoo • 1:50p, 2/5/16
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I started taking Flomax so I never have to piss anymore.
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2:58p, 2/5/16
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I'm only at the urinal extra time because I want to be. The young guys are eager to get back to work and try to prove something.
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2:58p, 2/5/16
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What kind of watch was he wearing?
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3:17p, 2/5/16
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No, because if I'm going, I'm still going! Know what I mean Vern?
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Charpie
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3:20p, 2/5/16
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ragoo is 14 now?
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Muzzleblast
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3:31p, 2/5/16
More prostate exercise, nomsayin?

Pushing 60 if that qualifies as old.
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Larry S Ross
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3:32p, 2/5/16
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I'm 64 and can saw a tree down w my stream. But when I gotta go boy do I gotta go and quickly
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Rockdoc
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3:33p, 2/5/16
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I'm 64 and when I see the "Men" sign I get all giddy
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In reply to Ragoo • 3:38p, 2/5/16
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Do you become more grumpy when a younger dude at the urinal next to you is done in 15 seconds and you've been struggling for a few minutes?
No I just pee on said younger dude!
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3:59p, 2/5/16
paging WWW
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4:06p, 2/5/16
Why are you paying so much attention to the older guy at the urinal next to you? Pervert.
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Ragoo
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In reply to Charpie • 5:41p, 2/5/16
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ragoo is 14 now?
One day woman, one day.
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In reply to Tatem • 5:47p, 2/5/16
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paging WWW


*slowly unzips pants


and pees without any problems
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In reply to Ragoo • 6:18p, 2/5/16
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ragoo is 14 now?
One day woman, one day.


She has always had that Mrs. Robinson-Ramos vibe going
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In reply to Rockdoc • 6:31p, 2/5/16
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I'm 64 and when I see the "Men" sign I get all giddy

When my niece and nephew were little, my sister would make them go to the bathroom to check for "sneaky pee" before getting in the car. Even if they didn't think they had to go at the moment, they had to make sure before going anywhere.

I find myself following this advice more and more as I get older.
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6:52p, 2/5/16
Dropping a duece in the urinal usually requires a bit more time/finesse.
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Rockdoc
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In reply to Jugstore Cowboy • 7:04p, 2/5/16
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Yep, I resemble that remark
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7:13p, 2/5/16
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7:17p, 2/5/16
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I'm getting old but I still enjoy producing thick, roapy streams
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Larry S Ross
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8:04p, 2/5/16
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Good practical joke but only works w dividers between urinals. Follow someone in and take a bottle of water. Get in position and start talking to them and start slowly pouring water on floor at their feet. Reactions are great.
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In reply to 80s Guy • 8:14p, 2/5/16
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ragoo is 14 now?
One day woman, one day.


She has always had that Mrs. Robinson-Ramos vibe going
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In reply to turfman80 • 8:17p, 2/5/16
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I'm getting old but I still enjoy producing thick, roapy streams

You're not supposed to shoot ropes at the urinal, dude. I mean, I don't know if it's illegal, but I think it's frowned upon.
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In reply to Jugstore Cowboy • 8:21p, 2/5/16
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I'm getting old but I still enjoy producing thick, roapy streams

You're not supposed to shoot ropes at the urinal, dude. I mean, I don't know if it's illegal, but I think it's frowned upon.
dude ive had it with you and your war on roapy streams why cant you just let him live. YOU WERE BORN FREE TURFMAN YOU DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS GUY
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In reply to reb, • 8:52p, 2/5/16
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I'm getting old but I still enjoy producing thick, roapy streams

You're not supposed to shoot ropes at the urinal, dude. I mean, I don't know if it's illegal, but I think it's frowned upon.
dude ive had it with you and your war on roapy streams why cant you just let him live. YOU WERE BORN FREE TURFMAN YOU DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS GUY

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In reply to Larry S Ross • 8:57p, 2/5/16
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I'm 64 and can saw a tree down w my stream. But when I gotta go boy do I gotta go and quickly
This, times eleventy billion.
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