Happy birthday doll! Hope you had a wonderful day.



Ps.
Don't forget to drop off my grapefruit on your way home <3

Y'all are gay.

Shut your mouth, son.

SWARLEY!!!

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye.
Tell me, baby,
Do you recognize me?
Well,
It's been a year,
It doesn't surprise me
(Merry Christmas)
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying, "I love you, "
I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been.
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.

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Happy birthday doll! Hope you had a wonderful day.



Ps.
Don't forget to drop off my grapefruit on your way home <3

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The code words for "sex" on the internet are getting weird.

Thanks doll! I'm happy, hungover, and old.

The hangovers only get worse from there. You just went over the precipice!

Actually my hangovers aren't near as bad as they were in my 20s. I've been honing my craft.

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Happy birthday doll! Hope you had a wonderful day.



Ps.
Don't forget to drop off my grapefruit on your way home <3

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The code words for "sex" on the internet are getting weird.

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I'm a fan of Cherry's grapefruits.

You're a hooker! They are SO bad now for me

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Happy birthday doll! Hope you had a wonderful day.



Ps.
Don't forget to drop off my grapefruit on your way home <3

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The code words for "sex" on the internet are getting weird.

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I'm a fan of Cherry's grapefruits.

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I'm gonna try to get Cherry's grapefruits at Christmas.

Let me know if you need any help handling her grapefruits.

Y'all are so thoughtful