Married coworker won't stop flirting

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Good evening GB,

So here's the situation: A couple of months ago our office arrangement was modified to allow for the some odd 30 or so new hires to come aboard for a new project my company is currently working on. During that rearrangement, two women were moved into the office directly next to mine. One is a 24 year old Cougar High grad that does IT, is super curvy and is a single mom. The other is a 23 year old Tceh alum who is in our marketing dept., is very pretty and married. They share an office and I have an office to myself. Both offices are located in a fairly isolated part of the building.
Basically, over the first couple of weeks we became acquainted with ordinary friendly conversation (where are you from, where did you go to school, etc). During this time the married chick asked if I was interested in the non-married, single mom. I promptly told her I have a girlfriend and that I wasn't interested.
However, since that moment the married chick has expressed what seems like interest. She's constantly giving me those "eyes", pulling pranks in my office when I am in the break room, and goes out of her way to offer to buy me food or bring me breakfast. She even drops paper outside of my office and bends over scandalously to pick it up. Her most recent ploy is IMing me about everything and she's always asking questions about my girlfriend. Also, she has mentioned several times how her husband is always traveling for work and is never home.

Even if the girl was single I probably wouldn't pursue because my career is more important than hooking up with some office sloot, but she's married and shouldn't be behaving this way IMO. My girlfriend has no clue any of this is going on.

What do I do, GB?
riverrataggie
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You should call her on your way home.
jetch17
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She got big cans?
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Canyon99
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Quit telling lies is my suggestion.
Talon2DSO
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The correct answer is always "I have a girlfriend so it would only be very casual and platonic sex"
Poeag
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Bang her and don't tell your gf. It's not anything different than what you would do at your bachelor party
suburban cowboy
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Quit telling lies is my suggestion.


Which part is the lie? I'm just here looking for advice.

I don't want to ignore her and seem rude, but I don't want to exhibit behavior that would encourage her advancements.
mhayden
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She wants you to be her work husband. That doesn't come with sex, just the crappy parts like listening to her cry about pointless bull****.

hth
Zip 88
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She got big cans?

Has she solicited social media feedback on whether or not she should have them enlarged?
suburban cowboy
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She got big cans?


She's actually underwhelming in that department but she plenty of booty.
Motel California
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She got big cans?


She's actually underwhelming in that department but she plenty of booty.


That's really all that matters. Not sure why this place is obsessed with tits
Picadillo
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Never get your p**** and your paycheck at the same place
Holly Golightly
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She got big cans?

Has she solicited social media feedback on whether or not she should have them enlarged?


You know I love you
Holly Golightly
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She got big cans?


She's actually underwhelming in that department but she plenty of booty.


oh, so we've met
riverrataggie
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She got big cans?


She's actually underwhelming in that department but she plenty of booty.


That's really all that matters. Not sure why this place is obsessed with tits


Ass man here as well.
suburban cowboy
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Indeed we have
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suburban cowboy
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^^

Holy bleep
Holly Golightly
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Indeed we have


we have???*
SECond2noneAgs
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Indeed we have


we have???*
Class of 2014 certainly fits the requisite age profile.
K2Ag97
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Does her husband own gardening shears?
Chipotlemonger
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You should call her on your way home.


HAHAHA
AgsLv44
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Icecream14 is a good looking guy. I can see why this could be a problem for him at the office
always gig em
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She wants you to be her work husband. That doesn't come with sex, just the crappy parts like listening to her cry about pointless bull****.


EOT.
oldschool87
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If you had a girlfriend and you have thought she was the one, this conversation would not be happening!

You will never wake up in 20 years and say damn I'm glad I never went out with.. But you will wonder what could have been if you don't!
JSKolache
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treat her like ****e. she'll love it.
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my career is more important than hooking up with some office sloot,

You realize that based on your post, it's like that you are the actual office sloot?
mustang6tee8
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Just bend her over the desk already and stop beaching about your morality. Some of us don't have office sloots to admire.
Runner_2g
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If everyone told you to do it, would you?

I think part of you wants the approval of the board. Almost so you don't feel as guilty hooking up with her.
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Sounds like a trap for a harassment suit. Real life situation that happened in my office. Engineering grad started having conjugal lunch dates with a secretary. Went on for about a year. Then when he refused to divorce his drop dead gorgeous wife and 3 kids for the secretary, the secretary filed a sexual harassment suit on him. The guy was fired post haste. A word to the wise........if she's willing to cheat on her husband she won't have any trouble throwing you under the bus either.
1876er
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Three way. That way they cancel out.
Fonzie Scheme
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Sounds like a trap for a harassment suit. Real life situation that happened in my office. Engineering grad started having conjugal lunch dates with a secretary. Went on for about a year. Then when he refused to divorce his drop dead gorgeous wife and 3 kids for the secretary, the secretary filed a sexual harassment suit on him. The guy was fired post haste. A word to the wise........if she's willing to cheat on her husband she won't have any trouble throwing you under the bus either.

Truth with a capital 'T'.
Bonfire1996
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1. Tell your girlfriend about her.
2. Watch girlfriend go mama raccoon and show up at your office.
3. Girlfriend will ESP the shat out of married chick with the evil eye.
4. Married chick will basically get wet with the thought of competition, winning, and living dangerous with her own marriage.
5. The innuendo will be palpable.
6. She will ask if girlfriend doesn't like her. You get to take this wherever you want.

You win. Sex will increase as girlfriend protects the homeland. Office chick will turn up the heat in her own psycho world. You get your ego stroked in multiple ways and your natural testosterone levels go through the roof.
Claude!
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Tech grad? It could be the meth making her act crazy.
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