I just reported my neighbor to the city

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unimboti nkum
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After several attempts to get my neighbor to deal with their overgrown back yard, I was left with no option but to call the city and report a nuisance.

Think there might be a ****-storm coming my way.
histag10
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You are the neighbor everyone hopes they never have
Frederick Palowaski
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HEY LOOK AT ME I DON'T LIKE TOUCHING MYSELF TO MY NEIGHBOR WITH TALL GRASS IN THE WAY
Beer Baron
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You called the city about someone's back yard? As in, the yard you can't see unless you go out of your way to look into it?
FOUR THIN INCHES
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Bish move
suburban cowboy
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Between work and banging your wife, he probably didn't have time to cut it
unimboti nkum
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Rule 1 compliance.

Beer Baron
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That looks like a front yard.
Ryan the Temp
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You called the city about someone's back yard? As in, the yard you can't see unless you go out of your way to look into it?
Overgrown lots tend to attract other nuisances like animals that don't generally obey property boundaries.
Motel California
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City slickers
Cris_Dishman
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Go over there and settle it man to man you pansy. Tell him you are going to fight him if he doesn't do something about it and then whip his ass if he doesn't.
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Rule 1 compliance.






that looks like an excellent habitat for the endangered flying reddish grey squirlmunk.
unimboti nkum
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Go over there and settle it man to man you pansy. Tell him you are going to fight him if he doesn't do something about it and then whip his ass if he doesn't.
It's a woman.
suburban cowboy
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Well bang some sense into her
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Go over there and settle it man to man you pansy. Tell him you are going to fight him if he doesn't do something about it and then whip his ass if he doesn't.
It's a woman.


How can you expect her to mow the lawn when she's in the kitchen all day?
firethewagonup
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I take the Phil Robertson philosophy on grass and weeds...the frost will get it.
Fonzie Scheme
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Your neighbor looks like an excellent pot farmer.
Tanya 93
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Those yards are can be homes for rats and snakes.

Nothing wrong with reporting it if they won't do anything.
Old School Brother
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You called the city about someone's back yard? As in, the yard you can't see unless you go out of your way to look into it?
Overgrown lots tend to attract other nuisances like animals that don't generally obey property boundaries.
This. I was a couple of days away from calling on my neighbor earlier this year until she posted something on our neighborhood FB page about their backyard being out of control and paid one of the neighborhood kids to come take care of it.
Beer Baron
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Go over there and settle it man to man you pansy. Tell him you are going to fight him if he doesn't do something about it and then whip his ass if he doesn't.
It's a woman.
THEN BREAK HER WRISTS!
B-1 83
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You just don't appreciate native, natural, hippie landscaping.
Picard
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Napalm

pilot
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Roundup cannon.....
Ryan the Temp
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Most cities specify that more than 9" is too much.


















That's what she said.
Goodfield Nohit
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This guy says hey

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You are the neighbor everyone hopes they never have


Actually wish I would have had neighbors like this when we lived in town.
85Photon
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I see trees, blackberry vines, and shrubs.
Are you under the impression a backyard has to be a lawn?
And rule 1 the neighbor, this could be an important consideration.
unimboti nkum
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My (and my other neighbors') concern is mostly the type of trees/weeds growing there. The major problem is the ailanthus trees, which are an invasive/non-native, and almost impossible to get rid of once they get established. They will totally take over a yard.

http://www.invasivespeciesinfo.gov/plants/treeheaven.shtml

The other issue is that my neighbors on the other side have been taking care of their FRONT yard FOR FREE for the past two years. It's a rental property, and the owner and tenants can't agree on who should be maintaining the yard.

I feel bad reporting them because I've banged two of their tenants over the past few years, so it's been a reliable source of women for me. But it won't effect the tenants, so I don't really care.

City inspector is coming next week to look at it.
unimboti nkum
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The trees you see are over 9' tall. The blue railing is a deck that's 6' off the ground.
marble rye
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Leave her alone. She is just recreating the movie Avatar with Cowboys and Indians figurines. Can't a woman have a hobby.
Obi Wan Ginobili
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Bish move


More like ...bush move....
chipotle
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Rule 1 compliance.




Looks like a lot of my neighbor's "xeriscape".

"But but but it hardly needs any watering."
bmc13
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it's an oxygen replenishment and air cleaning project right in the heart of the city.
Ryan the Temp
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it's an oxygen replenishment and air cleaning project right in the heart of the city.
I prefer the term "pocket park"
reb,
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Bish move


More like ...bush move....


Dammit, i snorfled. Take your blue star, and die.
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