Ikea is the best after a lunch at Freebirds. The whole store gets to enjoy the aroma.

I will not patronage Ikea.

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Only went there once. Needed bread crumbs to find my way out.

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They are literally set up so you have to move linearly through the store, and then there are arrows on the floor in case you forget how to walk forward. If it was hard to find your way out, you might be super dumb.

Some of you may enjoy wasting time looking at all of the half-assed junk furniture you could buy while they linearly walk your dumb ass through the entire store. Some of us just wanted to check out bookshelf options and gtfo. It is the suck for that.

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Some of you may enjoy wasting time looking at all of the half-assed junk furniture you could buy while they linearly walk your dumb ass through the entire store. Some of us just wanted to check out bookshelf options and gtfo. It is the suck for that.

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They even have little maps at the beginning to show you exactly where you need to go and how to shortcut your way out... Maybe that is too difficult for you though.

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I still like boobies! Bare with me as I figure this **** out

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He must be into trannies now.

Their food is terrible.

They serve horsemeat

Who actually eats there? Grab a bag of Swedish fish and go with it

I hate when my wife wants to go there. Fortunately that is only about once a year. Someone earlier said there stuff is good to mix in with other furniture. I'd say that is a very accurate statement.

We do have some dressers with sliding doors in our closet. They work great.

The majority of their stuff quickly looks like crap if it is actually used however. We do have some type of buffet table behind our couch that is solid wood. It has held up well, but again, it's not "used". S*** just sits on it.

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They serve horsemeat

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Barbaro-wned

its ok ... Not much on the furniture. I like the accessories and bedding most.

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Never been in one.

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samesies

Neither hate or love. It does its job and is relatively cheap. That being said sometimes cheap is what is needed. But don't expect something to really hold up.

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Lol the wizard knows what to do.