Florida Man Has Sex With Pit Bull - Mugshot is an all-timer

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3:37p, 5/1/15
Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors
http://www.mandatory.com/2014/03/07/florida-man-had-sex-with-his-pit-bull-in-front-of-his-neighbors/
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According to the Tampa Tribune, police arrived at the 57-year-old Marsonek's home after numerous
complaints that he was literally going to town on one of his pit bulls in his yard. Shocked neighbors said they pleaded with him to stop, and we're pretty sure if that pit bull could have spoken English, he would have been doing some pleading, as well.

If you find yourself asking, "Who in the hell would rape a pit bull?" - the answer is: this guy.


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The Wonderer
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3:39p, 5/1/15
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Honestly expected Michael Vick.
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3:40p, 5/1/15
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What will Florida Man do next?
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3:41p, 5/1/15
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I think it would be physically impossible to construct a scenario so outlandish that it wouldn't immediately make perfect sense provided it followed the phrase "Florida Man."
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3:41p, 5/1/15
He was driving his car or taking a bus into town on top of his pitbull?
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3:41p, 5/1/15
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With those eyes it's obvious it's a woman identifying as a man.
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welborn
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3:44p, 5/1/15
Dog didn't bite?
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45-70Ag
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3:52p, 5/1/15
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Dog had it coming to him
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combat wombat™
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3:55p, 5/1/15
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he was literally going to town...


Unless they were driving into town, or he had the dog on a leash and was walking it towards town, there's no "literally" involved here.
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3:56p, 5/1/15
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In reply to combat wombat™ • 3:57p, 5/1/15
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he was literally going to town...


Unless they were driving into town, or he had the dog on a leash and was walking it towards town, there's no "literally" involved here.
This occurred in Florida..
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3:58p, 5/1/15
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Headline made me think the rapper finally went to prison for his dangerous freeway underpass Dr. Pepper parties.
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5:16p, 5/1/15
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5:19p, 5/1/15
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Hey, at least it wasn't Pit Bull the rapper!

Amirite?
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T Durden
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5:41p, 5/1/15
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Is that Harry Dean Stanton all strung out?
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5:56p, 5/1/15
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7:33p, 5/1/15
Don't blame the guy, I mean if the dog is going to wag its tail like a little b1tch, it should expect to get treated like one.
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7:56p, 5/1/15
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10:41p, 5/1/15
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Shocked neighbors said they pleaded with him to stop, and we're pretty sure if that pit bull could have spoken English, he would have been doing some pleading, as well.
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11:12p, 5/1/15
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He may have just been trying to get the dog to pass a peanut. Oh wait that was the monkey rimjob.
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ro828
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2:19a, 5/2/15
And there's a certain kind of woman, financially stable, well educated, professional job like a doctor or lawyer, who's going to see that mug shot and shout "That's the man for me!" and jump into her Prius headed for Florida as fast as she can.
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7:05a, 5/2/15
More like ride a greyhound, amirite?
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7:12a, 5/2/15
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2:10p, 5/2/15
Where do he find a Spanish speaking pitbull?
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2:47p, 5/2/15
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He's trying to become next year's No. 1 draft pick.
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9:04a, 5/3/15
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He's just doing his part to make sure he raises a loving, obedient pit bull. You know that when when pit bulls maul children it's the owners fault for raising them to attack. This wonderful gentleman is doing his best to ensure his pit bulls will only shower children with love and affection.
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9:40a, 5/3/15
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March 7, 2014

Remember when this was posted here over a year ago? Good times.
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twenty two ags
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12:16p, 5/3/15
doggystyle
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4:09p, 5/3/15
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Wait. This was a male dog?
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In reply to Reginald Cousins • 4:58p, 5/3/15
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Wait. This was a male dog?


Yes. THAT makes it wrong.
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In reply to coupland boy • 5:14p, 5/3/15
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In reply to Reginald Cousins • 5:28p, 5/3/15
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10:34p, 5/3/15
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he really screwed the pooch on this one
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In reply to coupland boy • 10:37p, 5/3/15
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Wait. This was a male dog?


Yes. THAT makes it wrong.
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