Last Day of Current Job

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Rusty GCS
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6:46a, 3/6/15
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My boss graduated from Texas Tech and he's on vacation this week. Office is unlocked.

What type of office prank should I leave him with?






Yes, I know, I fail for my boss being a Red Raider. But engineering degree trumps non-engineering degree in O&G
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6:47a, 3/6/15
Put your balls on everything
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7:01a, 3/6/15
the best prank on your last day is to leave for lunch around 10:30 am and not come back
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Poptartin
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7:04a, 3/6/15
Tortillas everywhere!
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7:07a, 3/6/15
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These are not my original ideas:

1. Order him a porno magazine subscription delivered to his office OR
2. Buy him a TAM membership to the 12th Man Foundation.
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7:11a, 3/6/15
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Microwave some Brussels sprouts and leave them in his office trash can all weekend, smear a package of stink bait under his desk chair, take a grump on his desk, or just leave now and drink all day.
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7:13a, 3/6/15
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Let me see if I get this straight:

Today is your last day.
I'm assuming you have gainful employment already secured.
Your boss (regardless of school affiliation) isn't there on a Friday.
You are considering a prank on your last day.

I have but one question: why. The. Actual. ****. Are you even going to work today?

You are doing this all wrong.
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Mr. White
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7:25a, 3/6/15
You've been pranking him your whole time there. Everyday he has to be reminded that he went to Tech and you to A&M. Must have been agonizing.

You've done enough to the poor man. Leave him in peace.
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7:33a, 3/6/15
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last day, boss is gone, head to the craps table and get drunk
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7:43a, 3/6/15
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Give him herpes!

























Oh...wait, he went to tceh.
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7:50a, 3/6/15
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Work in his office all day. Before you leave, switch the contents of his drawers to other drawers, remove the wheels from his chair, and change the inks in his pens (blue ink in a black pen, etc). If you want to be suttle, replace 1 picture of his kids/family in a picture frame with a picture of Kliffy in an A&M shirt.
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7:53a, 3/6/15
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Replace all the icons on his desktop with a screen cap of his desktop
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In reply to Rusty GCS • 8:00a, 3/6/15
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Doesn't matter
SEC
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In reply to Ragoo • 8:20a, 3/6/15
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last day, boss is gone, head to the craps table and get drunk


I work less than a mile from the casino. I'll likely hit up the buffet for seafood (Lent) for lunch today anyway.
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In reply to aTm2004 • 8:32a, 3/6/15
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If you want to be suttle
How the hell do people like you even graduate college?
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In reply to Fonzie Scheme • 8:33a, 3/6/15
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By not typing in an iPhone during a meeting.
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In reply to aTm2004 • 8:33a, 3/6/15
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By not typing in an iPhone during a meeting.
I'll allow it. But Friday meetings are the suck.
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8:38a, 3/6/15
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Indeed they are.
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In reply to Fonzie Scheme • 8:43a, 3/6/15
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By not typing in an iPhone during a meeting.
I'll allow it. But Friday meetings are the suck.
At least it wasn't "For Sell".
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8:51a, 3/6/15
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Google chrome had an extension called "ncage" it will turn every image on the web to a nic cage picture
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In reply to Poptartin • 8:52a, 3/6/15
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Tortillas everywhere!
Beat me to it.
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8:56a, 3/6/15
Every chick in the office is now fair game. Rule 1.
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9:16a, 3/6/15
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The boss would rather not be in the office to wish you farewell in your future endeavors, and yet you are still in the office on your last day even without your supervisor.


Sounds like the joke is on you....
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9:18a, 3/6/15
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boudin on his credit card
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9:20a, 3/6/15
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When did domino's get offices?
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9:21a, 3/6/15
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That 12th Man bit is classic. He'll be getting calls from them to renew for years!
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11:04a, 3/6/15
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Can of tuna and a drill/screwgun. Attach under his desk.
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Fightin Texas Aggie c/o 04
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11:07a, 3/6/15
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leave Pron in his desk
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In reply to Ragoo • 11:08a, 3/6/15
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leave Pron in his desk

Bad idea. They can do DNA testing and trace it back to you.
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11:09a, 3/6/15
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Sh*t on Debra's desk
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Rusty GCS
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3:57p, 3/6/15
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I liked the change his pen colors so I did that. And put up a picture of Kliff in his A&M clothes also.

He's a nice guy. He should enjoy the shenanigans.
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7:51p, 3/6/15
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8:01p, 3/6/15
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Order the box of 9,000 lady bugs off Amazon and release them in his office. Even comes with a large lady bug poster you can put up on his wall. Sign it with the name of your least favorite co-worker.

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Rusty GCS
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In reply to Picard • 6:17a, 3/7/15
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My least favorite employee is also a huge idiot. She's taking over my area now that I'm gone. That's a prank enough itself. She's going to fail miserably.
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7:29a, 3/7/15
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So what is the next step? Still construction or back to GCS?
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