In my younger days

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boboguitar
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I couldn't understand why it took people so long in the bathroom(before smart phones). I mean, at most it's a 3 minute affair: squeeze, wipe, wash hands.

Now that I'm getting older, pooing is taking longer.
bmc13
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fiber
EFE
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T&Ps for your impacted colon
GregZeppelin
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A good poop isn't over until either your legs go numb or your smartphone battery dies.
gambochaman
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A good poop isn't over until either your legs go numb or your smartphone battery dies.
Amazing Moves
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Stop getting it packed first.
Swarely
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A good poop isn't over until either your legs go numb or your smartphone battery dies or the Aggies have won.


/atmhockey
HBCanine08
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quote:
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A good poop isn't over until either your legs go numb or your smartphone battery dies or the Aggies have won.


/atmhockey
chipotle
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You don't go to poo you go to escape for 20-30 minutes using poo as an excuse. OMG THE SECRET IS OUT!!
Floorguy
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A good poop isn't over until either your legs go numb or your smartphone battery dies.


I do miss reading a regular old sports page though! At least no one knows what I'm up to for sure when I head to the bathroom now!
Texaggie7nine
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It's not about what you don't do in life that matters. It's what you doo doo.
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marble rye
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Bobo doth thou still run a lot?
boboguitar
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Bobo doth thou still run a lot?
Yes?
marble rye
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So you can't be that old.
boboguitar
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So you can't be that old.
I know people in their 70s who still run marathons(while most people in their 70s can barely walk to the bathroom). I wouldn't use that as evidence yet.
Tagguy
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A good poop isn't over until either your legs go numb or your smartphone battery dies.

This is post of the month worthy right here.
Texaggie7nine
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Someone doesn't have a Squatty Potty.
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P.C. Principal
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Drink more coffee and eat more green stuff (not weed). That should solve your problems.
RightWingConspirator
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...and this is why I never, ever touch another person's cell phone. No matter how urgent the situation, I'm not touching someone's fecal riddled cell phone.

Tagguy
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...and this is why I never, ever touch another person's cell phone. No matter how urgent the situation, I'm not touching someone's fecal riddled cell phone.
A buddy dropped his waterproof phone in a construction site ****ter two weeks ago. I made sure to call him several times as soon as I saw people laughing about it on FB. He did answer.

Lol mine would have been retrieved but probably drenched in rubbing alcohol then put in the dishwasher.
AggieMarkSA
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Metamucil. It will change your life. Everything is a one-hitter-quitter.
jickyjack1
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A good poop isn't over until either your legs go numb or your smartphone battery dies.
That is hilarious.

Plus, it makes a lot of sense.
Gerald Tarrant
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isn't OP like barely 40? you ain't old. now go for a run and quit bitvhin
boboguitar
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isn't OP like barely 40? you ain't old. now go for a run and quit bitvhin


Barely 40 is quite old, I'm not there yet. I imagine at 40 I'll barelyhave any fun in life seeing how it's all down hill from here.
CrottyKid
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You don't go to poo you go to escape for 20-30 minutes using poo as an excuse. OMG THE SECRET IS OUT!!


Especially if you work with annoying people or are at home with small children.
B-1 83
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I actually had this thought this morning while my bowels were coming down: "Damn, you use some muscles that are going to hurt like hell after double hernia surgery. Better eat lots of salad the next week or so......".
Talon2DSO
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A good poop isn't over until either your legs go numb or your smartphone battery dies.


It's the only place I can get real privacy these days. So I'll play a round of golf in WGT or watch Netflix. Sometimes I'm in there and don't have to poop at all
nuRowdy
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-Old married people
-kids
-sald
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