Got a gift card to Chipotle so I used some of it today. ****ing gross! It was the most bland tasting burrito I've ever had...and that's including the $0.99 frozen ones I lived in on in college. How does this place stay in business?

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Got a gift card to Chipotle so I used some of it today. ****ing gross! It was the most bland tasting burrito I've ever had...and that's including the $0.99 frozen ones I lived in on in college. How does this place stay in business?

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I actually enjoy chipotle compared to the other fast options. What did you get?

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Got a gift card to Chipotle so I used some of it today. ****ing gross! It was the most bland tasting burrito I've ever had...and that's including the $0.99 frozen ones I lived in on in college. How does this place stay in business?

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You must have done it wrong.

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Got a gift card to Chipotle so I used some of it today. ****ing gross! It was the most bland tasting burrito I've ever had...and that's including the $0.99 frozen ones I lived in on in college. How does this place stay in business?

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You must have done it wrong.

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Probably went vegetarian or tofu... GHEY!!!

Step one: Burrito Bowl
Step two: peppers and onions
Step 3: Black and Pinto beans
Step 4: double meat - Steak and Barbacoa
Step 5: double pico and corn salsa
Step 6: Guacamole
Step 7: Find the bottle of chipotle Tobasco, pop off the stupid topper that restricts sauce flow, and dump that heavenly goodness on your meal until the whole damn thing has an orangy brown color.

Then enjoy.

I'll wait while you correct your prior mistakes.

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Step one: Burrito Bowl
Step two: peppers and onions
Step 3: Black and Pinto beans
Step 4: double meat - Steak and Barbacoa
Step 5: double pico and corn salsa
Step 6: Guacamole
Step 7: Find the bottle of chipotle Tobasco, pop off the stupid topper that restricts sauce flow, and dump that heavenly goodness on your meal until the whole damn thing has an orangy brown color.

Then enjoy.

I'll wait while you correct your prior mistakes.

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You forgot the cheese, sour cream, and their red sauce.

I gotta watch my figure bruh.

I get chicken and steak. I think their chicken is legit.

Oh and burrito bowl or gtfo

Sesame chicken
fried rice
hot & sour soup
crabmeat rangoon
eggroll

stir fried chicken in a peanut sauce

I need to try this again sometime with some decent meat

Water
Gatorade
Maybe coffee later

Chicken & sausage gumbo

Pulled pork sliders, brisket mac & cheese, tater salad.

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Got a gift card to Chipotle so I used some of it today. ****ing gross! It was the most bland tasting burrito I've ever had...and that's including the $0.99 frozen ones I lived in on in college. How does this place stay in business?

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I actually enjoy chipotle compared to the other fast options. What did you get?

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Burrito, steak, cilantro rice, pinto beans, lettuce, sour cream, cheese, tomatillo red sauce. I don't like peppers or onions, so I never get those at any of the places I go. Compared to Freebird's and Mission/Uber (whatever they're calling themselves now and the one I prefer), it was awful. I also forgot to mention that the thing was tiny compared to what you'd find at other places. I'm certain I could have sat it on the top of a Galaxy S5 and seen the edges of the phone. I'm debating on whether or not it's even worth using the remaining balance on the gift card.

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Got a gift card to Chipotle so I used some of it today. ****ing gross! It was the most bland tasting burrito I've ever had...and that's including the $0.99 frozen ones I lived in on in college. How does this place stay in business?

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You must have done it wrong.

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Probably went vegetarian or tofu... GHEY!!!

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Do I look Indian to you?

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Got a gift card to Chipotle so I used some of it today. ****ing gross! It was the most bland tasting burrito I've ever had...and that's including the $0.99 frozen ones I lived in on in college. How does this place stay in business?

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I actually enjoy chipotle compared to the other fast options. What did you get?

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Burrito, steak, cilantro rice, pinto beans, lettuce, sour cream, cheese, tomatillo red sauce. I don't like peppers or onions, so I never get those at any of the places I go. Compared to Freebird's and Mission/Uber (whatever they're calling themselves now and the one I prefer), it was awful. I also forgot to mention that the thing was tiny compared to what you'd find at other places. I'm certain I could have sat it on the top of a Galaxy S5 and seen the edges of the phone. I'm debating on whether or not it's even worth using the remaining balance on the gift card.

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My chipotle burritos have always been bigger than my free birds burritos.

then you're doing Freebirds wrong

You can mail me the gift card and I'll use the reminder...

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Got a gift card to Chipotle so I used some of it today. ****ing gross! It was the most bland tasting burrito I've ever had...and that's including the $0.99 frozen ones I lived in on in college. How does this place stay in business?

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I actually enjoy chipotle compared to the other fast options. What did you get?

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Burrito, steak, cilantro rice, pinto beans, lettuce, sour cream, cheese, tomatillo red sauce. I don't like peppers or onions, so I never get those at any of the places I go. Compared to Freebird's and Mission/Uber (whatever they're calling themselves now and the one I prefer), it was awful. I also forgot to mention that the thing was tiny compared to what you'd find at other places. I'm certain I could have sat it on the top of a Galaxy S5 and seen the edges of the phone. I'm debating on whether or not it's even worth using the remaining balance on the gift card.

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So you went to a build your own burrito place, chose all of blandest stuff in the lineup, and then complained about your bland burrito?

Indians actually eat a good amount of chicken these days. A lot of the country has moved away from the vegetarian lifestyle.

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You can mail me the gift card and I'll use the reminder...

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It has $6 on it...$10 and it's yours.

Funny...I get essentially the same thing at the other places and don't have any issue with it. Maybe I hit it on a bad day when they forgot to salt or season everything.

Turkey burger and a salad

Went to Hooter's for lunch and ended up eating for free.

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Turkey burger and a salad

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Ghey

Did you get a fat waitress?

Nope, my boss goes there a lot and knows the GM.

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Turkey burger and a salad

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Ghey

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My meal >>>>> f****t ass chipotle

Any day

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I need to try this again sometime with some decent meat

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I've got some decent meat right here

/points at crotch

I don't think vienna sausage would work well with this dish, toucan

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I don't think vienna sausage would work well with this dish, toucan

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He is a beanie weenie sumbeetch!

any dish that doesn't work well with vienna sausage is probably a crappy dish