Guys: How would you want to meet the neighbor girl?

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Ag_N_Houston
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If you were a single guy and you had a cute, single (dating, but nothing serious) neighbor...How would you suggest she go about introducing herself to you? You know, so she won't look like a stalker.

Asking for a friend.
Stan Crowch
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SAD
Ryan the Temp
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Leave the blinds open.
GigEmBevo
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Ask him to help you with something? Go from there.
Ag_N_Houston
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Leave the blinds open.
Oh. I do.
Knife_Party
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So you're porking a couple of dudes that are non-committal and looking to pork the neighbor too because he's haaaawwwwt?
HossAg
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Juan
Ag_N_Houston
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When did dating become porking? I actually do go on dates with guys and not have the sex. It's called self control people.
Ag_N_Houston
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Juan
This should easily go 4 pages.
Stan Crowch
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The serious answer is that if he was interested in you he would have found a way to talk to you by now. Unfortunately it looks like you probably aren't his type.
bmc13
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Umm, say we should hang out? That's pretty much all there is too it. If he likes you he'll say sure
hunterntexas
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Need rule 1 for proper advise.
12thGauge
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Ring the doorbell and when he answers be on his doorstep spread eagle
Ag_N_Houston
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Umm, say we should hang out? That's pretty much all there is too it. If he likes you he'll say sure
He doesn't know me. He has seen me one time, when I was standing outside talking to another neighbor. I don't even know his name.
80s Guy
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Leave the blinds open.
Oh. I do.


Shave the rug sitting on an ottoman in front of said window
HBCanine08
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Then he's not interested
marble rye
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Bad idea. Either you are crazy or he is crazy. Living next door means no escape and feeling watched or you caring about whose car that is, etc.
Goodfield Nohit
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If you, I mean your friend were hot enough, the neighbor guy would have already gone out of his way to introduce himself to you.
Knife_Party
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I agree with Jorge. Don't **** where you eat/work/live.
Ag_N_Houston
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I said neighbor, not next door neighbor. He lives on the street behind mine. I doubt he has ever driven past my house. I think he was there at least 6 months before I even realized it was a young guy living there.

I just want to meet the dude. Maybe he'll be a cool friend. Maybe he'll be a psychopath. Maybe he'll be hung like a horse. Maybe he is on Texags and is totally putting a For Sale sign in the yard and double checking his doors/window right now.
Claude!
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I suggest knocking on his door and challenging him to a rap battle.
jetch17
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Everyone loves lemon slices
G.I.Bro
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He probably already left swiped you on tinder
Ag_N_Houston
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Everyone loves lemon slices
Stan Crowch
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Slash his tires overnight then offer him a ride to work in the morning.
marble rye
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So you are saying if yall banged and he never called again, you would never pull drive bys to see if he was home or if other cars were parked there, etc?

You are in denial to say no. All chicks do this. All chicks care why they aren't further pursued, even if he wasn't that good or you wouldn't date him, etc.
Holly Golightly
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Invite him to that thing you have going on next week
HossAg
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I suggest knocking on his door and challenging him to a rap battle.



Hell. Yes.
B-1 83
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Slash his tires overnight then offer him a ride to work in the morning.
nuRowdy
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Leave a six pack of beer on his doorstep with a note mentioning what time he should come over. Attach your key. Maybe some used underwear.
GinaLinetti
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So you are saying if yall banged and he never called again, you would never pull drive bys to see if he was home or if other cars were parked there, etc?

You are in denial to say no. All chicks do this. All chicks care why they aren't further pursued, even if he wasn't that good or you wouldn't date him, etc.


She right you know. Id stay away from the neighbor. We are all dumb enough to drive outselves crazy about dumb **** like this
Vernada
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Make sammich. Take off shoes. Walk next door.
Ag_N_Houston
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Make sammich. Take off shoes. Walk next door.
I already know my next door neighbor. I went to his daughter's birthday party a few weeks ago.
Scruffy
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Get a dog
Start walking dog past his house when you know he's out.
After a week, send dog back to pound but keep walk the route, when he asks tell him your dog had cancer/aids/whatever and you just miss him.
hunterntexas
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Get a dog
Start walking dog past his house when you know he's out.
After a week, send dog back to pound but keep walk the route, when he asks tell him your dog had cancer/aids/whatever and you just miss him.


While this advise isn't bad, I find it most funny that it was written by Scruffy.
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