Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're going to put at tree that big?

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Goodnight Irene
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You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, griswold!
Ag_N_Houston
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I wasn't talking to you.
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texagco2003
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It's not going in our yard Russ. It's going in our living room.
Max Power
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There's a lot of sap in here, lot of sap.
wheelsoff
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is rusty still in the navy?
Scotty Flamingo
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Can I take something out for you?
aTm2004
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It was an ugly tree anyway.
Amazing Moves
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You screwed up the title. It's a flawed thread now.
Brian Earl Spilner
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Oh no, she's not dead. We're just divorced. She's history.
bmc13
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can't see the line, can you russ?
jokershady
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Chanukah.
BosAG06
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How has no one posted the best line of the movie yet? "Merry Christmas! ****ter was full!!!"
toucan82
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He is actually six-five, with the afro, six-nine.
wreckncrew
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That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

That it is, Edward.
OldArmyAggie94
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That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

That it is, Edward.
Goodfield Nohit
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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're
gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fcking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find
the jolliest bunch of *******s this side of the nuthouse.
CrottyKid
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I wasn't talking to you.


My favorite line in the movie.
bmc13
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tis the season to be merry!
Brian Earl Spilner
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tis the season to be merry!
I was just looking at something for my wife, God rest her soul. Oh, no, no. She's not dead yet. We're just divorced. She's history, and obviously she doesn't wear underwear. And there are plenty of shopping days left until adultery... adulthood, which is to say Christmas, as in yule... yule log. Not a log. I don't have a log. But, I mean, you know, if I had a log, not in the sense you think I said I did. Ohh, good golly.
Cedar Bayou Ag
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Aint that something, she falls in a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back together. I don't know
Ponylaw_aTm
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Why is the floor wet, Todd?

I don't KNOW, MARGOT!
LakeCity
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(Cousin Eddie to Rusty) Com'on boy, let's go find your sister.
NRA Life
Walk softly, but carry!
Brian Earl Spilner
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(Cousin Eddie to Rusty) Com'on boy, let's go find your sister.


I didn't find the hilarity and weirdness in that line until years later.
62strat
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You serious Clark?

Ooh I'm gonna get you something (wink) real nice!
Amazing Moves
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I like when Eddie is stacking the dog food on the cart. Crushing Clark's smaller item.
Ag_N_Houston
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I'm watching it again!
Chickenhawk
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Solid handle.
Beer Baron
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He was a beastly...bulging man.
Brian Earl Spilner
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She'll see it later Clark, her eyes are frozen.
Amazing Moves
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Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair, it's a good quality item. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?

Amazing Moves
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If that thing had nine lives, he just spent 'em all. Whoo!

scoodogg
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(Cousin Eddie to Rusty) Com'on boy, let's go find your sister.


I didn't find the hilarity and weirdness in that line until years later.

Same here...
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