question for you stupid sales people

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Holly Golightly
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WTF would I spend an hour driving to and from your office during my lunch hour to spend an hour letting you pitch me whatever your "ware" is???

If you want me to buy something, come to me and don't waste my time.
jetch17
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that sounds like YOUR fault.
AgOutsideAustin
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Everyone head over to Holly's office and show her your "ware".
HBCanine08
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WTF would I spend an hour driving to and from your office during my lunch hour to spend an hour letting you pitch me whatever your "ware" is???

If you want me to buy something, come to me and don't waste my time.
They offered you free booze didnt they?
Holly Golightly
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I didn't go! I thought they were coming here and bringing me lunch.

I've been sitting here waiting and they just called asking where I was.
Amazing Moves
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Tupperware party? I bet you've hosted one at your age.
Holly Golightly
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I can say in all honesty I have never once hosted a Tupperware party.


Hwy30East
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that sounds like YOUR fault.
Madaman
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ya but I bet you had a pampered chef party
Geralt of Rivia
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WTF would I spend an hour driving to and from your office during my lunch hour to spend an hour letting you pitch me whatever your "ware" is???

If you want me to buy something, come to me and don't waste my time.

I have the Simple Simon nursery rhyme stuck in my head now
Holly Golightly
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ya but I bet you had a pampered chef party

Got me there
AgOutsideAustin
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Scentsy?
Ragoo
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maybe the dildo wouldn't fit in the trunk of the car
Frederick Palowaski
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I can say in all honesty I have never once hosted a Tupperware party.





I bet you had a "Tupperware party" or two when you were single.
62strat
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I've never had a vendor ask me to go to his office. That is bassackwards.

The vendor comes to my office and asks me where I'd like to spend his $25 on lunch.
AgSpirit581
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You are completely correct in assuming they were going to bring in lunch to your office. That's the way it's done. If they're too inept and/or too cheap to spring for lunch, do you really want to do business with them?
Holly Golightly
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Seriously, they want me to buy a service that could potentially cost me over $20,000. And they wanted me to drive halfway across San Antonio so they could tell me about it.

I bet Jetch would have at least bought me a vodka tonic at a decent restaurant.
Ragoo
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and offered to run some seismic, iykwim
Talon2DSO
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hillcountryag86
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I'm in sales.


Didn't think I was stupid.


I'll work on it.
Madaman
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please tell this vendor is another poster. is it hill country?
jetch17
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and offered to run some seismic, iykwim
i could provide a 60,000 lb vibrator
jetch17
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I bet Jetch would have at least bought me a vodka tonic at a decent restaurant.
AgSpirit581
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Seriously, they want me to buy a service that could potentially cost me over $20,000. And they wanted me to drive halfway across San Antonio so they could tell me about it.

I bet Jetch would have at least bought me a vodka tonic at a decent restaurant.
If I thought I could land a 5 figure sale.....I mean seriously, this kind of thing happens all the time. How can they be so clueless?

I mean, I don't know how big your office is, but how much could a lunch cost, couple hundred bucks maybe?
jetch17
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$25 lunch
80s Guy
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$25 lunch


Subway party tray ftmfw!
Ronnie Gardocki
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I can say in all honesty I have never once hosted a Tupperware party.



I respect that.
GregZeppelin
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his $25 on lunch.

Why would you only order half of a steak for lunch?
94DallasAG
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Chris Chris??
Holly Golightly
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Heck, there are only 5 of us in the office today

And I was willing to listen to his pitch for a sandwich for me.

I'm a cheap date. But you have to come get me.
hillcountryag86
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And I was willing to listen to his pitch for a sandwich for me.

I'm a cheap date. But you have to come get me.
My sales skills are clearly lacking ...
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Hwy30East
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I'm a cheap date. But you have to come get me.


I don't know why that made me laugh!
combat wombat™
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Agreed, Holly.
combat wombat™
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maybe the dildo wouldn't fit in the trunk of the car
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