So, heard any good jokes lately?

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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a pun?

















Because they take everything literally.
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My boss has told/forwarded me the same joke three times since Monday.

What is the new PC term for a looter?

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Ha! haha! aahhahahah!

heuehyehuhehhuehuehuheuheuhauheauheuaheuhahhhaah
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In reply to Predmid • 3:52p, 11/26/14
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My boss has told/forwarded me the same joke three times since Monday.

What is the new PC term for a looter?

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Ha! haha! aahhahahah!

heuehyehuhehhuehuehuheuheuhauheauheuaheuhahhhaah

LOL!!!!!!
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In reply to Predmid • 3:57p, 11/26/14
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My boss has told/forwarded me the same joke three times since Monday.

What is the new PC term for a looter?

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Ha! haha! aahhahahah!

heuehyehuhehhuehuehuheuheuhauheauheuaheuhahhhaah

I LOL'D OUT LOUD!!
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How do you know you have a magical tractor.








It turns into a field.
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A photon checks into a hotel.

The manager asks if he needs help with his bags.

The photon says, "No thanks. I'm traveling light."
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we can pickle that
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No, I haven't.
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A length of rope walks in to a bar.

The bartender informs the rope that they dont serve his kind.

The rope leaves, walks around the corner, ruffles up his edges, and ties himself in a knot.

He returns to the bar, and the bartender yells, "hey, aint you that piece of rope.."

Before the bartender can finish, he replies, "nope, im a frayed knot."
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What do you call a nunn walking around lost in the woods....







A Roman Catholic!
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Kenny Trill
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After the telekinetic midget escaped from prison the newspaper headlines read "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?







Dr. Dre
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What does Snoop Dogg use to keep his t-shirts really white?






Ble-atch!!!
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How do you make a turkey float?






Two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and a turkey
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6am the next morning

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An American university funded a study to see why the head of a man's $#@! is larger than the shaft. After a year it concluded that the head
is larger to give the man more pleasure durring sex.

After that study was published, a French school decided to do its own
study. After three years of research the French concluded that the
reason the head is larger than the shaft is to give the woman more
pleasure during sex.

Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
After two weeks they concluded that it is to keep a man's hand from
flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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