It needs to be something I can purchase at a store--we don't have time to order something on the internet. TIA!
White Elephant gift ideas.
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Last: 9 yr ago by MouthBQ98
1. Fruitcake or spam
2. Used pillow case
3. Cheesiest $1.99 DVD you see in the bin at target
4. Picture of a flower on campus
5. Ticket to Songfest
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Go to the dollar store and buy ten dollars worth of hot dogs.
Go to clearance aisle. Find something odd. Profit.
Bottle of wine
Underwear repair kit: sewing thread, needle, duct tape, liquid paper, and febreeze.
A pillow.
It's great because it's usually larger than all others when put in a box
It's great because it's usually larger than all others when put in a box
Make a cardboard cut out of you.
Plus it's useful. Still use mine
Go to the foreign foods aisle of the grocery store. You'll figure it out from there.
Just get some booze
Two words: Mogen. David.
A picture frame, with a picture of yourself in it.
Wang-shaped jello mold.
A copy of Road House, a summer sausage, post it notes, and purple body glitter.
Walgreens has awesome white elephant gifts at reasonable prices. They had leg lamp shades, Star Wars cups, stupid Christmas deer antlers to put on cars, etc. Most of it was less than $10.
I once gave a collection of Star Wars Pez dispensers.
They make a giant rice crispy treat bar. Like 1.5 sq. feet size.
Do that.
~egon
Do that.
~egon
Go to an antique shop. Find some bad taxidermy.
Racist
butt plug
I give a signed and framed picture of myself.
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Go to petco. Buy the biggest white lab rat you can find.
Giant butt plug
Ferguson protest sweatshirt.
STFU, OP. You celebrate Christmas too early.
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Go to an antique shop. Find some bad taxidermy.
I like this one. It has to be something of the rodent variety (rat, squirrel, groundhog, etc...) to fit in a gift bag.
Lottery Tickets
Economy pack of toothbrushes.
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half empty bottle of wine
FIFY
Trojan Mini.
The wimmenz will fight over it.
The wimmenz will fight over it.
Give a sex trophy
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