Mrs Scimi's bday is coming up

A.



B.



A. comes in black, too.

Uggs or GTFO

B in brown!!!!!

<3

I like both with option B

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B in brown!!!!!

<3

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^ this with less enthusiasm

B. The soles on A look funky.

None of those are thigh highs with stilettos

I like the brown ones in B.

I'd go with B either color.

I like the Tory Burch ones. I'd get them in black unless she already has black riding boots.

Sweet! B is my preferred and also cheaper

This entirely depends on the kind of outsole your wife likes.

I am the type that wants the boots to be as flat as possible, I don't like luggy outsoles...but they are super trendy right now

Is she a #basic*****? If so, then the Tory Burch ones are the way to go. Nothing shows your style and willingness to part ways with large amounts of money like stamping that trendy looking hashtag symbol on every single thing you wear.

You're a respected man of style. Go to a high end store, have a hot woman sell you some boots, and cherish the moment as your wife unwraps the final piece to her much desired Han Solo costume.

Top it off with a nice cream blouse and Navy vest.

Don't forget a PSL from starbucks.

On an unrelated note, I'd love to get on your birthday list.

Girly men in women's clothes.

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Is she a #basic*****? If so, then the Tory Burch ones are the way to go. Nothing shows your style and willingness to part ways with large amounts of money like stamping that trendy looking hashtag symbol on every single thing you wear.

You're a respected man of style. Go to a high end store, have a hot woman sell you some boots, and cherish the moment as your wife unwraps the final piece to her much desired Han Solo costume.

Top it off with a nice cream blouse and Navy vest.

Don't forget a PSL from starbucks.

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Oh, I'm sorry...you must think your opinion matters

moving to the hamptons and taking up Dressage?

my SO has B in black but I do like the brown

B

I like the brown, but you need to choose the color that she will wear the most.

Them boots ain't made for sitting in a closet.

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B

I like the brown, but you need to choose the color that she will wear the most.

Them boots ain't made for sitting in a closet.

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You read my mind

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On an unrelated note, I'd love to get on your birthday list.

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Appreciate the compliment

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Is she a #basic*****? If so, then the Tory Burch ones are the way to go. Nothing shows your style and willingness to part ways with large amounts of money like stamping that trendy looking hashtag symbol on every single thing you wear.

You're a respected man of style. Go to a high end store, have a hot woman sell you some boots, and cherish the moment as your wife unwraps the final piece to her much desired Han Solo costume.

Top it off with a nice cream blouse and Navy vest.

Don't forget a PSL from starbucks.

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troof

Lol what year is this, 2009?

last little cold front that rolled through in Uptown I already saw the riding boots out... would have thought that gaggle of girls were heading to equestrian practice.

The day I start listening to some pissant 27 year old millenial is the day I off myself.

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The day I start listening to some pissant 27 year old millenial is the day I off myself.

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I read this in R. Lee Ermey's voice.

Da rib says b. In the first color.

Tory Burch <3!!! Which is option B. And brown.

If y'all think this is for her, you are sadly mistaken

Will you ever be funny again?

Naaaa. I got nothing. Seems that being friends with you for over a decade has sucked the funny out of me.

That was mildly amusing. Build on that

Why? Your asshattery will just suck it out of me again. Much like Charpie's lips, you suck the life out of people like a cum guzzling Dracula.

I've never changed. You just didn't believe I'd go where I said I would.

Meh. I just can't believe your monkey ass is on TV. I wonder if a random email to some producer detailing your past transgressions with a certain midget stripper turned Kindergarten teacher in Ozona would change your softball interview questions?