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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He notices a dog licking itself in the corner of the room. As the bartender hands him his beer, the guy points at the dog and says "man I wish I could do that." The bartender responds by saying, "don't you think you should try petting him first?"
My favorite variation of that joke is as follows:
A man and his son were going for a walk when they saw dog licking himself. The son says, "man, I wish I could do that." Dad responds, "son, that dog'll bite you."