I feel like laughing might keep me from pulling my hair out today.
Tell me a joke
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Your face is a good joke
Geralt of Rivia
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I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." [laughs] It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.
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I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." [laughs] It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.
This is actually funny to me right now. Maybe its because of the mood I'm currently in
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A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.A homeless man walks up to her.She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it.""Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies.The man turns and starts walking away."Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?""I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!".
Lol Stan
Get help.
It's not your fault Ronnie. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
Isn't that an old Silk The Shocker song?
Do you like apples?
quote:See. Ronnie is not that old. He is a fraud.
Isn't that an old Silk The Shocker song?
Cherry got in trouble
Wasn't that like 17 years ago? Do you think I'm 80. Lol, wow
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Wasn't that like 14 years ago? Do you think I'm 80. Lol, wow
It wouldn't surprise me. You have some great grandfatherly qualities about you
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He notices a dog licking itself in the corner of the room. As the bartender hands him his beer, the guy points at the dog and says "man I wish I could do that." The bartender responds by saying, "don't you think you should try petting him first?"
quote:Thanks, friend.quote:
Wasn't that like 14 years ago? Do you think I'm 80. Lol, wow
It wouldn't surprise me. You have some great grandfatherly qualities about you
Stop spending money on products like viagra and cialis, and instead invest that money
in research to develop a product that'll make semen taste like chocolate.
in research to develop a product that'll make semen taste like chocolate.
quote:quote:Thanks, friend.quote:
Wasn't that like 14 years ago? Do you think I'm 80. Lol, wow
It wouldn't surprise me. You have some great grandfatherly qualities about you
Ronnie I just found out our movie hit theaters back in September. Did you catch a screening?
#GoodPeople
quote:I heard a variation on this with two t-sips, and the punchline was "Yeah, but he might bite me."
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He notices a dog licking itself in the corner of the room. As the bartender hands him his beer, the guy points at the dog and says "man I wish I could do that." The bartender responds by saying, "don't you think you should try petting him first?"
quote:Wut! I know it's not playing in College Station yet, I've been checking. It's gonna be pretty cool when #GoodPeople is trending number one on twitter. #GoodPeople #Moviequote:quote:Thanks, friend.quote:
Wasn't that like 14 years ago? Do you think I'm 80. Lol, wow
It wouldn't surprise me. You have some great grandfatherly qualities about you
Ronnie I just found out our movie hit theaters back in September. Did you catch a screening?
#GoodPeople
quote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_People_(film)quote:Wut! I know it's not playing in College Station yet, I've been checking. It's gonna be pretty cool when #GoodPeople is trending number one on twitter. #GoodPeople #Moviequote:quote:Thanks, friend.quote:
Wasn't that like 14 years ago? Do you think I'm 80. Lol, wow
It wouldn't surprise me. You have some great grandfatherly qualities about you
Ronnie I just found out our movie hit theaters back in September. Did you catch a screening?
#GoodPeople
Ronnie and Trevas, ya'll are pretty awesome at hijacking threads
I got a joke for you!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
HA
I had this dream the other night that i was a chicken. All the sudden i felt funny and i laid this awesome looking golden egg... then my wife hit me for ****ting the bed.
AM, thank you for that.
