I was gonna make sangria with our meal
But I drank all the brandy
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Good, brandy sucks. Skip it.
quote:Why would you willingly drink brandy when there's always something better to drink?quote:
Good, brandy sucks. Skip it.
You're a terrible person
quote:I never get fortune cookies. They are usually inspirational quote cookies or UNWANTED ADVICE ABOUT MY LIFE COOKIES... YOU NOSEY ****ING *******S!!!!!!!!!
Mine:
I just opened a fortune cookie and there was no fortune.
quote:
Mine:
I just opened a fortune cookie and there was no fortune.
quote:
make s'mores instead
quote:But you get great lottery numbers!quote:I never get fortune cookies. They are usually inspirational quote cookies or UNWANTED ADVICE ABOUT MY LIFE COOKIES... YOU NOSEY ****ING *******S!!!!!!!!!
Mine:
I just opened a fortune cookie and there was no fortune.
quote:
you're killing me Smalls
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Shut it chola!