OH NO HE DI'N

6,421 Views | 35 Replies | Last: 9 yr ago by marble rye
combat wombat™
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Coworker just sent me an e-mail with the black ATM logo in it. Only it wasn't ATM... it was WTF.

He's a t-sip. What can I send back hopefully relating to the their football program.

Granted, WTF it is appropriate, and what a lot of us are asking ourselves regarding our football program.
chipotle
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Send him nothing. We suck.

wTf
twenty two ags
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ric roll him, except instead of ric astley, secretly embed the "mr hands" video for him to click on. this seems extreme, but it assures that you WIN this exchange.
hunterntexas
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Just ask which bowl game does he think they will qualify for this year.
True Anomaly
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He wants attention. Don't give it to him. I would think you'd know this
TexasRebel
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He supports the Women & Females of Texas
combat wombat™
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I know he's right. But the fact of the matter is that we are a 5-3 team while they are a 3-4 team. Our 3 losses were to top 5 programs. He's got no leg to stand on, and we're not supposed to be "relevant" to them any more.
chipotle
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respond:

..l..
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19 inch cobra
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Just send him a message that says "3-4."
ac04
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lmao office pranksters
Chickenhawk
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Just send him a message that says "3-4."
The Wonderer
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Claude!
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Send him the lyrics to "New York City" by The Statler Brothers, also known as one of the most mournful songs ever recorded.
Beer Baron
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Put a rabid cobra in one of his desk drawers.
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Dr. Faustus
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Put a rabid cobra in one of his desk drawers.

Cobras can get rabies?!?
jetch17
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hunterntexas
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This might not be the best week to post this one.
TexasRebel
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A 59 pt loss to a top ranked school is much better than a 3 point win over ISU
PrincessButtercup
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combat wombat™
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I'm definitely not claiming that. We got out asses kicked. But have you seen their schedule and who they have lost to?

But if we had to play them today, they might win.
Geralt of Rivia
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twenty two ags
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srsly, send him the mister hands video.
tford12
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wins of UNT, Kansas, and Iowa St. My high school had more impressive wins
MooreTrucker
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I'm definitely not claiming that. We got out asses kicked. But have you seen their schedule and who they have lost to?

But if we had to play them today, they might win.
Not even by a little bit. Even in our sad state we'd beat them handily.
HBCanine08
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Take a crap on his desk and shape into their longhorn logo
Beer Baron
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Take a crap on his desk and shape into their longhorn logo
Bonus points if you can swivel your hips to arrange the logs this way without having to do any shaping with your hands.
B-1 83
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Accuse him of stealing cigarettes.
ABATTBQ11
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A flaming bag of dog **** in his office ought to do it.
we can pickle that
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A 59 pt loss to a top ranked school is much better than a 3 point win over ISU


God I hope you're not serious
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Beer Baron
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A 59 pt loss to a top ranked school is much better than a 3 point win over ISU


God I hope you're not serious
This. Remember that time we needed a goal line stand to beat Army? Well, no one else does. 10 years from now our enemies will still remember 59-0.
Chickenhawk
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Accuse him of stealing cigarettes.
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