The power of prayer

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Ragoo
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1:14p, 9/30/14
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is there a prayer quota that must be met in order for God to grant a miracle?

I believe in God I just think it strange to treat him like a Genie.
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arson keg
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1:16p, 9/30/14
I prayed a couple of times for aTm to pull it out vs. Arky and my prayers were answered



so, I'd say it doesn't take that many
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1:17p, 9/30/14
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maybe you are a more convincing negotiator
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arson keg
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1:17p, 9/30/14
well yes, I am quite charismatic
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1:18p, 9/30/14
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More convincing than what?
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1:19p, 9/30/14
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replace adam with arson and God fist bumping like bros

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In reply to TexasRebel • 1:20p, 9/30/14
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More convincing than what?

people who don't get their prayers answered
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Ronnie Gardocki
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1:22p, 9/30/14
Prayer.
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1:24p, 9/30/14
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Once you hit 5000 prayers up there, He pretty much grants you whatever you want.
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Tanya 93
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1:27p, 9/30/14
I prayed for Pearl Jam to come to MO after they announced their first leg of the tour.
And they are. I see them Friday.


PRAISE GOD AND JESUS THAT I GET TO SEE STONE GOSSARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1:36p, 9/30/14
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Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. That's why Garth Brooks never got to bang the hot chick from high school and had to settle for that old lady who raped him.
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Ronnie Gardocki
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1:46p, 9/30/14
Using humor to mask your pain?
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1:47p, 9/30/14
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bmc how's the new ignore script coming along?
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In reply to arson keg • 1:58p, 9/30/14
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I prayed a couple of times hoping I had drunkenly pulled out and my prayers were answered



so, I'd say it doesn't take that many


FIFMe
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Frederick Palowaski
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In reply to Ronnie Gardocki • 2:01p, 9/30/14
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Using humor to mask your pain?


Sea Bass' prayers for his career have worked out swimmingly.
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COOL LASER FALCON
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2:10p, 9/30/14
I have prayed at every red light for it to turn green. It has only not worked once. I'd say that's pretty convincing.
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Holly Golightly
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2:15p, 9/30/14
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I am praying right now that my new employee asked to go home so I don't have to train her and I can leave
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HBCanine08
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2:16p, 9/30/14
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^works better if you get on your knees
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Ragnar Danneskjold
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2:18p, 9/30/14
I have a rock that wards off bears. Never run into a bear since I've been carrying this rock.
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gambochaman
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2:19p, 9/30/14
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i lost count of the number of prayers i said saturday during the game

but whatever it was, that seems to be the right number
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COOL LASER FALCON
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2:20p, 9/30/14
Ragnar, I would like to buy your rock.
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2:32p, 9/30/14
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Prayer doesn't work
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In reply to bigblackag12 • 2:40p, 9/30/14
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Prayer doesn't work


Yeah it does, he just doesn't like you.
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2:43p, 9/30/14
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I dont pray. My mom and grandma have prayed hard their whole life and none of their prayers get answered, which is the same for a lot of people. The rest is just coincidence.
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Ragnar Danneskjold
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2:45p, 9/30/14
god gets credit for all of the good stuff but gets blamed for none of the bad. What a scam.
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2:47p, 9/30/14
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Thats because humans will tell you He works in mysterious ways when they actually have no idea how He works.
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In reply to Human • 2:49p, 9/30/14
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Prayer doesn't work


Yeah it does, he just doesn't like you.

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Beer Baron
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2:50p, 9/30/14
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In reply to bigblackag12 • 2:51p, 9/30/14
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I dont pray. My mom and grandma have prayed hard their whole life and none of their prayers get answered, which is the same for a lot of people. The rest is just coincidence.


What are they praying for is the question.?
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In reply to Pirate04 • 2:51p, 9/30/14
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Prayer doesn't work


Yeah it does, he just doesn't like you.





Pirate! My niggette
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bigblackag12
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In reply to Ronnie Gardocki • 2:53p, 9/30/14
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I dont pray. My mom and grandma have prayed hard their whole life and none of their prayers get answered, which is the same for a lot of people. The rest is just coincidence.


What are they praying for is the question.?




They literally pray on everything. No im not talking about praying to win the lottery and things of that nature either
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Ronnie Gardocki
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2:56p, 9/30/14
Sometimes prayers take years before you notice how God has answered them, that's often been my experience anyway. I've prayed for things that I've noticed twenty years later he helped me, pretty awesome.
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In reply to Beer Baron • 2:59p, 9/30/14
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Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. That's why Garth Brooks never got to bang the hot chick from high school and had to settle for that old lady who raped him.


She had the right to feel the thunder in that dusty old claptrap.
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3:01p, 9/30/14
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Well im glad that you feel that you were having conversations with Him and He was listening to you. It just seems kinda ****ty of Him to think about you and not millions of other people ever since the notion of prayer was invented
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3:02p, 9/30/14
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sometimes prayers take years before you notice how God has answered them, that's often been my experience anyway. I've prayed for things that
I've noticed twenty years later he helped me, pretty awesome.



Amen
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