...of refraining from beating the everlivin' s*** out of a useless coworker as one is not currently prepared to lose one's job and having another arrest on their record?

if you wonder why I hate people, meet my coworker sometime, you'll understand

Revel in your supreme intelligence and good taste. **** that guy

IB4fapping

quote:

---

Revel in your supreme intelligence and good taste. **** that guy

---

I've done that since the start. Does not diminish my desire to reduce him to a grease spot, however.

quote:

---

IB4fapping

---

nope

tried that to

quote:

---

quote:

---

Revel in your supreme intelligence and good taste. **** that guy

---

I've done that since the start. Does not
diminish my desire to reduce him to a grease spot, however.

---

Get him fired.

quote:

---

quote:

---

IB4fapping

---

nope

tried that to

---

Did you try it at your desk at work???

I belittle and demean my office idiot everyday. He's to stupid to know in not joking with him. Bad thing is, so are most of the others. It makes me feel better to tell him he is a dumbass every day. And everyone gets a laugh.

quote:

---

quote:

---

quote:

---

IB4fapping

---

nope

tried that to

---

Did you try it at your desk at work???

---

Or in his coffee cup?

Tannerite + High velocity round= winning

quote:

---

quote:

---

quote:

---

Revel in your supreme intelligence and good taste. **** that guy

---

I've done that since the start. Does not
diminish my desire to reduce him to a grease spot, however.

---

Get him fired.

---

dude cheated on his spouse with a coworker, which lead to the coworker quitting and picked up his 3rd DWI in the same month and somehow managed to get the charges dropped and he's still employed; short of him deciding to leave on his own, I don't see this as a possibility

I would leave myself, but the rest of the people around me are outstanding to work with

quote:

---

Tannerite + High velocity round= winning

---

I crave the satisfaction of feeling his bones crunch

It sounds like you are really scared of him. Otherwise you would have put the wheels in motion. You come here to vent in a way that makes you look like the badass. It's an outlet for your fantasy of being the alpha in the situation when in reality you are not. It's really sad that you are stuck in a situation that you can't do anything about on every level. I'm sorry that you are this weak.

















































































jk, go to work with an Uzi. Problem solved. Or set him up some how. Find his work weakness and exploit it. Good luck!

I don't want to shoot him. I want to beat him until he ****s himself. But I don't want to lose my job in the process. That's the dilemma.

quote:

---

quote:

---

Tannerite + High velocity round= winning

---

I crave the satisfaction of feeling his bones crunch

---

we.skrong den?

Oooooooh look at me I have coworkers!

Go out with him. Get him drunk. Encourage him to drive home. Make sure it's a cop heavy spot.

Surely you know how to properly slice up and dispose of a body.

quote:

---

Surely you know how to properly slice up and dispose of a body.

---

Actually, I do. My handle doesn't derive from a golf course.

quote:

---

Surely you know how to properly slice up and dispose of a body.

---

isn't that what he does for a living?

I just beat up homeless people. Nobody really gives a crap about a few dead bums

People who suck usually wind up getting themselves fired. Ride it out. It's not worth your time worrying over.

Start your own morgue. Become the boss.

Dude, why are you stressing over someone else's personal life that appears to have little affect on your life?

The coworker that left? She can't be much better than him, good riddance.

OP, you're a grown man right?

I've had very annoying coworkers, but I just associate with them as little as possible. When I have to interact with them I just laugh internally as opposed to get pissed at them

quote:

---

quote:

---

quote:

---

IB4fapping

---

nope

tried that to

---

Did you try it at your desk at work???

---

Or in his scrunchy?

Why do you worry about other people's lives? That's his ****ing problem. Do not waste breath on petty matters that do not concern you.

quote:

---

I've had very annoying coworkers, but I just assassinate them

---

This is how I first read your post

Small acts of sabotage.

My phone has two jacks - one for the handset and another, just like it and right beside it that had no doesn't function. If I accidentally plug the cord into each jack, when I pick up my phone I can't hear them and they any hear me.

Unplug his partner came just enough all it doesn't work.

Disable his WiFi.

Switch the batteries around in this mouse and/or key board.

Mess with his chair.

Lock his desk and hide key in his office.

Print screen his desktop; set that image as his wallpaper after deleting his shortcuts.

Password protect his screen saver.

Nothing major or permanent. Just be a nuisance. And don't get caught.

I see wombutt has been drinking again

Duh.

Google "annoy-a-tron"

Stare at him while slowly eating a handful of trail mix, one piece at a time. When he looks askance, just give him a slow nod and continue eating. When you're done with your trail mix, brush off your hands, point at him, and walk away. Never acknowledge that you did anything.

you could hire someone to beat him up