If mosquitos could spread aids how would life be different?

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Stan Crowch
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10:37p, 9/15/14
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Gyrene
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10:38p, 9/15/14
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10:39p, 9/15/14
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I'd be sharing a lot more needles, I can tell you that much.
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Jugstore Cowboy
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10:41p, 9/15/14
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One of my friends brought this up one night when he got but by a mosquito at the Taco Cabana on Montrose and Westheimer. Of course, he's a paranoid pothead so thoughts like that are always going through his head.
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IceAg08
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10:43p, 9/15/14
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Life would be more positive
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10:44p, 9/15/14
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If it were that random, I'd go bareback on your mom a lot more
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Stan Crowch
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10:44p, 9/15/14
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Would we all wear full body suits every time we went outside?
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10:47p, 9/15/14
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There would be no gay agenda. The media would hardly know what gay was. Instead it would be a 24/7 barrage of how OK it is to live in low lying areas with high annual rainfall. Sitcoms would be littered with characters who grew up on the hill but just knew... deep down...that they belonged in the swamp.
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Beer Baron
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In reply to normaleagle05 • 10:49p, 9/15/14
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There would be no gay agenda. The media would hardly know what gay was. Instead it would be a 24/7 barrage of how OK it is to live in low lying areas with high annual rainfall. Sitcoms would be littered with characters who grew up on the hill but just knew... deep down...that they belonged in the swamp.
Right on all counts, except this does nothing to address the family-destroying and hurricane-causing prongs of the Agenda.
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In reply to IceAg08 • 10:49p, 9/15/14
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Life would be more positive
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10:51p, 9/15/14
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We would use ddt instead of banning it like idiots.

Then again, ddt would basically save millions in Africa, and we still don't use it, do maybe not.
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Stan Crowch
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10:51p, 9/15/14
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Woah slow down there. Gay people would still cause Aids, mosquitos would just bite gay people and spread it to everyone else.
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10:52p, 9/15/14
Mosquitos love me. So T&Ps for me I guess.
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Stan Crowch
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10:53p, 9/15/14
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Mosquitos love chicks with a little meat on their bones.
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10:54p, 9/15/14
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Africa would be an even ****tier place to live (I didn't think that was possible, but that set of circumstances just might).
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normaleagle05
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In reply to Beer Baron • 10:58p, 9/15/14
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Right on all counts, except this does nothing to address the family-destroying and hurricane-causing prongs of the Agenda.

The rest of your weak ass agenda pales in comparison to anvil clouds of butt raping mosquitos. Clearly that's how they'd spread it. People are only aroused, not infected, by the bite of the average gay.
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11:01p, 9/15/14
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The gift basket would be very different.
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11:02p, 9/15/14
Taxes would be higher. AIDS treatment these days is pretty stout. Subsidies would be higher.
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In reply to Ragoo • 11:03p, 9/15/14
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The gift basket would be very different.

Deet-infused KY.
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11:06p, 9/15/14
ro828
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2:33a, 9/16/14
At the risk of giving a serious answer, wouldn't that pretty well wipe out about 80% of the planet's population in twenty years. People around the Arctic Circle should be fairly safe, but coastal and swampy areas would be ghost towns.
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3:16a, 9/16/14
Topics stolen from reddit
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In reply to ro828 • 8:06a, 9/16/14
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At the risk of giving a serious answer, wouldn't that pretty well wipe out about 80% of the planet's population in twenty years. People around the Arctic Circle should be fairly safe, but coastal and swampy areas would be ghost towns.


I take it you're not aware that mosquitos are horrible everywhere there is moisture and it gets above freezing at some point in the year.
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8:31a, 9/16/14
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You'd be judged by how big your bat cave is.
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8:53a, 9/16/14
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Gay Mosquitos
Mosquito parades
Mosquitos coming out
Mosquito Vampire novels
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In reply to GigEmBevo • 8:57a, 9/16/14
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Mosquitos love me. So T&Ps for me I guess.

Probably because you taste sweet
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commando2004
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In reply to ro828 • 9:00a, 9/16/14
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At the risk of giving a serious answer, wouldn't that pretty well wipe out about 80% of the planet's population in twenty years. People around the Arctic Circle should be fairly safe, but coastal and swampy areas would be ghost towns.

Except for Madagascar. They'll be safe because they shut down their seaport as soon as someone coughs in Brazil.
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Beer Baron
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9:02a, 9/16/14
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Well duh, I think we're all familiar with the ridiculous policies of Madagascarian seaports.
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3:36p, 9/16/14
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We would just kill all Mosquitos....duh
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toucan82
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3:38p, 9/16/14
would the mosquitoes get AIDS or only transmit it?
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4:27p, 9/16/14
I betcha we wouldn't be wearing so much pink in October anymore.
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we can pickle that
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In reply to Human • 5:16p, 9/16/14
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Mosquito Vampire


Isn't that redundant
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we can pickle that
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In reply to toucan82 • 5:17p, 9/16/14
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would the mosquitoes get AIDS or only transmit it?


How do we know they don't now? Mosquitos don't live long enough for AIDS to affect them
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5:50p, 9/16/14
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There would've been a cure by now.
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$240 Worth of Pudding
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9:58p, 9/16/14
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Bzzzzz here!
Bzzzzz queer!
Bzzzzz used to it!
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