Everyone have their two bowl candy system ready for tonight?

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chipotle
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One of the out of neighborhood kids (sweet tarts and candy corn) the other for the locals (kit kat, reeses cups and snickers).
Lungblood
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I have a one light switch system.
YESSIR!
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you mean one for the white kids and one for the black kids?
Diamond Geezer
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[This message has been edited by Alderman Davis (edited 10/31/2012 11:04a).]
boboguitar
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I have candy for kids and pencils for teenagers.
SPSAg05
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I'm working tonight, but I'm leaving a bowl of candy out on my front porch.

Equal parts Butterfingers, 100 Grands, Crunches, Baby Ruths, and Smarties. We'll take a look at the bowl when I get back home and see how smart the little b*stards in my neighborhood are.
jetch17
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the out of neighborhood kids get those sh*tty orange & black ass taffies that nobody likes

jetch17
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Andy, so the first kid to your door is gonna get an ass-ton of candy then?
cleocatra88
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I'm not giving out candy. ULTIMATE FRUGAL NON-MOM
Aggietaco
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I'll be cleaning my carry weapon in the bed of my truck parked in the driveway with the candy bowl and a sixer of lone star camo cans next to me. I'll be interested to see if there are any takers.
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Communist.

@ Cleo

[This message has been edited by Sea Bass (edited 10/31/2012 10:57a).]
Aggietaco
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I'm not giving out candy. ULTIMATE FRUGAL NON-MOM



Creampies for everyone?
WindowLickerAg
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The only trick-or-treat kids we've ever gotten on our street are kids dressed in plain clothes carrying Kroger bags. I tend to turn off my light and hide. If you want candy at my house you better have on a costume.


superunknown
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then tomorrow hit up the grocery stores/CVS/etc. for cheap halloween candy. awww yiss!
Aggietaco
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Them is fightin' words, Seabass.
Frederick Palowaski
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Word will spread quickly to not come to my door and ask for candy


Tanya 93
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then tomorrow hit up the grocery stores/CVS/etc. for cheap halloween candy. awww yiss!



Frugal moms already haVe their shopping planned.
superunknown
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that sure is a cute tummy in that picture, MNG.
SPSAg05
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Andy, so the first kid to your door is gonna get an ass-ton of candy then?


I'll leave the typical "Leave some for everyone else blah blah" note, but yeah you're probably right. We'll see if this neighborhood actually has kids with scruples.
Aggietaco
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Yes, would like to see more of the girl.
MGS
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then tomorrow hit up the grocery stores/CVS/etc. for cheap halloween candy. awww yiss!


For next year's out-of-neighborhood kids!
Ganondorf
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According to Colbert, we should have 1 bowl of candy and another with razor blades. That way the parents know the blades aren't in the candy.
combat wombat™
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I think I'll put all the leftover 2011 Halloween, Christmas, 2012 Easter, Valentines etc. candy that hasn't been consumed (which is below standard, anyway, that's why it is left over) in a bowl for the older kids without costumes and the teen moms with 2 motnh olds.
Cromagnum
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Lights off = go away kids. Too bad most don't seem to get that memo.
62strat
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how do you know every kid that lives in your neighborhood, especially in costume?
Alan Stanwyck
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i believe they are referring to racial profiling here.
chipotle
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I don't really. However you get the poor bowl if you meet one of the following criteria:

1. older kids without costumes (thank you CW)
2. teen moms with 2 month olds (thank you CW)
3. pushy parents
4. rude children
5. half assed costumes
6. repeaters (really they shouldn't get anything but I need to get rid of this candy)
10PennyNail
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I have been so lucky the last 8 years. My last residence was at the back of a 100' lot with a dark, gravel driveway. Mom's would not let the kids go down to my door.

Now I live on the access road of LBJ and only one street with houses nearby and nearly no kids in the neighborhood. Quiet night on Halloween rocks.
Comeby!
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Frugal Dad tip:
1. Have your son be born 3 days after Halloween.
2. Profit!
chipotle
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Or you could wear a rubber on valentines day. Oh snap.
Gone
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Worst candy ever.
Comeby!
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I agree with the two previous posts.
superunknown
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I bought a bag of Dum Dums and I'm going to open it and leave it on the porch and see what happens.
GBRAggie
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handfuls of condiment packets tossed in the bags. They'll never know.
Gone
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packet mayo
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